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    Am 21 young and pretty sexually active with an above average member on me so my confidence in bed is quite alot.

    With my curiosity getting the best of me I decided to hire an escort in sligo and met up with her and I just couldn't get hard after a bit of head and even tried penetrating her by trapping a bit of blood in my D with few kegals and just couldn't get hard needless to say I was nothing short of embarrassed, the funny part was I was just trying to show her pics of me last night in my wank session to show I was able to get erect and hold an errection but now thinking back to it all I was just grasping on straws

    So like the young adult I am I thought watching some porn might do the trick when I couldn't get hard in the presence of a lot gal and I surprised myself when I came with a completely flassic D.

    I guess this is my humbling moment and I doubt am ever gonna waste money to hire again but safe to say I am def gonna be a bit cautious of any more bodies am gonna have next especially after waking up to a healthy erect D just this morning.

    Yours sincerely
    Ex python and now just a snake

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    I miss the school holidays for summer, was great having so much time off...

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    A few snakes around these parts .

    Stick to wanking I guess...a few wankers around these parts also .

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    I have a fwb whom I see like once a week. This was just a curiosity like fuckjng a pornstar kinda curious

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    I am sure the lady was highly empressed by your wanking pictures. I would never have ever thought of taking pictures while wanking, this is genius!

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    Never knew you could take pictures while watching porn on your phone.

    Every day's a school day
    Last edited by Clubcard; 12-07-23 at 14:53. Reason: Why would you even want to

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    Has to be either varadkar or gimp Ryan........

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    Chat GPT ; Create a troll thread for me to put on an escort forum. Include an unfortunate metaphor describing my wanking as grasping on straws

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snake01 View Post
    Am 21 young and pretty sexually active with an above average member on me so my confidence in bed is quite alot.

    With my curiosity getting the best of me I decided to hire an escort in sligo and met up with her and I just couldn't get hard after a bit of head and even tried penetrating her by trapping a bit of blood in my D with few kegals and just couldn't get hard needless to say I was nothing short of embarrassed, the funny part was I was just trying to show her pics of me last night in my wank session to show I was able to get erect and hold an errection but now thinking back to it all I was just grasping on straws

    So like the young adult I am I thought watching some porn might do the trick when I couldn't get hard in the presence of a lot gal and I surprised myself when I came with a completely flassic D.

    I guess this is my humbling moment and I doubt am ever gonna waste money to hire again but safe to say I am def gonna be a bit cautious of any more bodies am gonna have next especially after waking up to a healthy erect D just this morning.

    Yours sincerely
    Ex python and now just a snake
    So I guess you weren't Solid Snake then

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