Hello boys and girls,
Everyone will be seeing ads for our new advertising venture in the newspapers soon, but I wanted you here at E-I to be the first to hear about it!
YouTube - Kinky Sheep Ireland
Haha, classic. But don't the woolies get a say in this??
It might be a good replacement for the reps 4 scheme
Remember, sex with sheep isn't wrong... it's just BAAAAAAAAAAAD
Jesus that just reminded me of an old old joke.
"A guy has just joined the army.... and he's posted away on a tour.
After a few weeks he is getting really horny and is dying for a shag.
So he eventually plucks up the courage to ask her commander what everyone else dose for sex.
So he tells him that after dinner a load of them go down to the field and ride the sheep.
So the next day after dinner the lad starts to stroll down to the field, only to be nearly knocked over by a stampeed of guys. He starts to run also and asks the guy beside him 'Whys everyone running?'
The guy replies ' To make sure you don't get one of the ugly ones.......'"
Part 2. go on keep going it gets worse...
When he makes it to the field. He grabs himself a right pretty one
But then he realises he 's not sure what to do.
So he calls a guy close by and asks " What do I do now ? "
The guy tells him to stick the sheeps rear hooves into his boots to hold it there and ride it doggy style.
Then a voice calls out from behind a wall.." NAAH Flip the sheep on its back and ride it Missionary."
The Guy asks " Why is it better ?"
The voice calls back " No not really but you can kiss her at the same time.."
Honk it yah think I'm horny!!!
Last edited by Quarterpoundher; 09-12-09 at 18:55.
you ll be on the right road if you head this way.
Never confuse education with intelligence
Just hold still baby, this won't hurt at all.
Once a prick - always a prick.