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  1. 25-06-23, 17:50 #1
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    I sprayed fly spray yesterday in the house. Not 1 wee fucker this morning.

    Now? A couple of dozen of them annoying my head !

    Where do they come from ?
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    Your head...all in your head.

    There are no flies... you're high off the fly spray.

    Buzzzzzzzz .

    Annoying feckers alright .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockerman View Post
    Your head...all in your head.

    There are no flies... you're high off the fly spray.

    Buzzzzzzzz .

    Annoying feckers alright .
    There's a Feckin Bluebottle buzzing here now - I've got the solution though. 2 cans of fly spray and fuck off to the pub again for another 4 hours. Should be safe then !

    And I'll be too drunk to notice !��
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barney Rubble View Post
    There's a Feckin Bluebottle buzzing here now - I've got the solution though. 2 cans of fly spray and fuck off to the pub again for another 4 hours. Should be safe then !

    And I'll be too drunk to notice !��
    About 12 cups of coffee for me today.

    Oh it was the pint glass all day yesterday...think it went off alright...heard nothing bad anyway .

    Buzzzzzzz.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockerman View Post
    About 12 cups of coffee for me today.

    Oh it was the pint glass all day yesterday...think it went off alright...heard nothing bad anyway .

    Buzzzzzzz.
    You're in her good books anyway.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barney Rubble View Post
    You're in her good books anyway.
    I am in my bollocks .

    I'm experienced punter. I know what to do .

    Buzzzzzz ....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barney Rubble View Post
    I sprayed fly spray yesterday in the house. Not 1 wee fucker this morning.

    Now? A couple of dozen of them annoying my head !

    Where do they come from ?
    Maybe they're like daddy longlegs, if you kill one then 9 more appear.
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    Barney has fucked off to the pub !

    Buzzzzzz....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Barney Rubble View Post
    I sprayed fly spray yesterday in the house. Not 1 wee fucker this morning.

    Now? A couple of dozen of them annoying my head !

    Where do they come from ?
    zombie flys
    resurrected by covid
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