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    Quote Originally Posted by Forceuser View Post
    zombie flys
    resurrected by covid
    Thats only the beginning

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    Are they from the forest in Nottingham ?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barney Rubble View Post
    I sprayed fly spray yesterday in the house. Not 1 wee fucker this morning.

    Now? A couple of dozen of them annoying my head !

    Where do they come from ?
    Perhaps you opened your wallet Mr Rubble
    We have two lives , the second begins when we realise we only have one .....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mrbean76 View Post
    Perhaps you opened your wallet Mr Rubble
    No no Mrbean…. He said flies… not spiders and cobwebs

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    Quote Originally Posted by Forceuser View Post
    zombie flys
    resurrected by covid
    Made me laugh double conspiracy banquet , POM I say
    Last edited by beautyaddict; 26-06-23 at 04:06. Reason: Nice one Bean another POM tiny
    Clubcard stop now
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    You will Always be fond of me .I represent all the Sins you never had the Courage to commit Oscar Wilde

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barney Rubble View Post
    I sprayed fly spray yesterday in the house. Not 1 wee fucker this morning.

    Now? A couple of dozen of them annoying my head !

    Where do they come from ?
    Elemental Watson...you killed the parents, but the eggs they left are hatching!! Life cycle of a common fly is only a couple of weeks.
    " I always leave them better than I found them"...

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    hate them blue arse flies, theyre real dirty basterds they are, i take knicker elastic and follow them around the room and take them out one by one, usually get them on first go

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    ladiesman217: April 2009 to April 2024

    Goodbye

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    Quote Originally Posted by ladiesman217 View Post
    Thank you for posting this… makes me feel a wee bit better about the awful dad jokes I posted.
    I like it and take pleasure embarrassing my kids in front of their cool “Emo” mates when I have to drive them somewhere!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Barney Rubble View Post
    I sprayed fly spray yesterday in the house. Not 1 wee fucker this morning.

    Now? A couple of dozen of them annoying my head !

    Where do they come from ?
    Flies come from pupa which came from larvae which come from fly eggs which were laid by the fly
    Your welcome



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