Where da fuq?

**Barney Rubble** · 28-06-23, 19:10

Originally Posted by Mrbean76

Perhaps you opened your wallet Mr Rubble

Yeah, that's rich coming from you Mr Moneybags- Beemer says you still have your Confirmation money ffs ! Moths the size of kittens in your wallet !

**Barney Rubble** · 28-06-23, 19:14

Originally Posted by Rockerman

Barney has fucked off to the pub

!

Buzzzzzz....

Yeah but I'm back now. There's only 2 Feckers now annoying me.

Maybe I should put names on them ? Is SuperFlyTNT gone ?

**Mrbean76** · 28-06-23, 20:37

Originally Posted by Barney Rubble

Yeah, that's rich coming from you Mr Moneybags- Beemer says you still have your Confirmation money ffs ! Moths the size of kittens in your wallet !

No moths in my wallet Mr Rubble just fresh €50 notes

**Barney Rubble** · 28-06-23, 20:45

Originally Posted by Mrbean76

No moths in my wallet Mr Rubble just fresh €50 notes

Thought you always had a half dozen €500 notes there as back up ?

Hope you bought Beemer a decent Father's Day present at least.

**Rockerman** · 28-06-23, 20:58

Originally Posted by Barney Rubble

Yeah but I'm back now. There's only 2 Feckers now annoying me.

Maybe I should put names on them ? Is SuperFlyTNT gone ?

Only back now

...three day bender...now you're talking

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Banned. Sure call them Bean and Beemer

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**Rockerman** · 28-06-23, 21:01

Originally Posted by Mrbean76

No moths in my wallet Mr Rubble just fresh €50 notes

My Caucasian

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**ladiesman217** · 28-06-23, 22:26

Originally Posted by HotRockinLove

Thank you for posting this… makes me feel a wee bit better about the awful dad jokes I posted.
I like it and take pleasure embarrassing my kids in front of their cool “Emo” mates when I have to drive them somewhere!

You want dad jokes? LDM's got you covered!

- What's brown and sticky? A stick

- I don't trust stairs, they are always up to something

- Why was the sheep arrested? For being baaaaaad

- What's a cow's favorite song? "I like to mooove it"

- What do you call a gay dinosaur? Tyrannosorearse

**Mrbean76** · 28-06-23, 22:32

Originally Posted by Barney Rubble

Thought you always had a half dozen €500 notes there as back up ?

Hope you bought Beemer a decent Father's Day present at least.

€500 notes are very rare nowadays. The ladies do love €100 and €200 notes .

My father's dead , no present necessary for father's day.

FYI not everything beemer says is true

**Mrbean76** · 28-06-23, 22:33

Originally Posted by Rockerman

Only back now

...three day bender...now you're talking

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Banned. Sure call them Bean and Beemer

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What makes you think he was referring to us ?

**HotRockinLove** · 29-06-23, 00:28

Originally Posted by ladiesman217

You want dad jokes? LDM's got you covered!

- What's brown and sticky? A stick

- I don't trust stairs, they are always up to something
…and they always bring you down

- Why was the sheep arrested? For being baaaaaad

- What's a cow's favorite song? "I like to mooove it"

- What do you call a gay dinosaur? Tyrannosorearse

I like “they’re so bad they’re good” types

- You know the joke about the boomerang? don’t worry it’ll come back to ya

- I used to dress up as a woman… I didn’t like it, was a bit of a drag”
(dad is proud, actually came up with that meself)

- you know you can’t trust atoms… they make up everything ⚛️

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