how to cut down on escort expenses for the lads who work so hard

[Dub Lad]

Hmm what i remember...pondering the previous... I remember taking one to many ballygowens and coming on e-i in the wee hours i think i pooped myself, i would tell you a story about how my life got flipped tun upside down and how i became the fresh prince of bel eire whatever..

Yeah i know i was soo pissed they held off the strike for fuck sake some of s made plans to go up to the north for some shopping with college and work its a hard life this was to be my greta day off!! but sadly nope.

Nah i have a new fetish these days begging escorts for their underwear for 60 squid each anyone want to donate!!?

and don't be pissed at the public service!! you voted in this government and their policies that came with it ahhh benchmarking the porn of the 90's baby yeahh!!!

Looking forward to the budget now un paid sick leave i gotta admit i couldnt stop laughing when that gobshite brian dobbo reported on the 6.01 you know what that is westie its the news ahhhh not the teletubbies im afraid sorry. Cant wait to see what more silly crap they come up with to reduce public pay..unpaid sick leave jaysus the government are eejits im happy though!!

[Westsidex]

Nah i have a new fetish these days begging escorts for their underwear for 60 squid each anyone want to donate!!?

the ladoooooooo vs Ex P. Ex P loves stealing knickers and you pay so its a batter of the cgae for who gets the right for knickers. I can ref. I have no previous reffing experience but god knows i wont need it.A pre fight visit to the library would in stoe to pick up entertaining literature to keep my mind occupied while i ref.Ah i can visualise it now.

This contest is for the World Knickers chapionship and is to fought over 3 rounds of 1 min duration.

And in the blue cornor ,wearing the pink knickers,he hails from Limerick and stands 5-10 and weighs in at 165ibs,heres Ex P.

And in the red cornor,from Dublin.Wearing the CSO shorts with matching yellow bands.He stands 5-11 and weighs in at 356 ibs.I give you the dub ladooooooooooooooo.

And the referee from this bout ,Westside.

You ready lads? Lets get it on.

Well we are off here to this long awaited classic.Dubladdooooooo hits a sharp left jab and Ex P blocks inte............their to the floor.Ref is on top trying to seperate them.What a punch ,not sure who threw that one and another.Its a knockout,a double knockout.

the ref calls fro a draw,
Westside.