First we had Thierry Henri infamous hand ball
Now we have Tiger Woods little break from domestic bliss
What will happen poor Roger Federer he must be getting paranoid now
Three of the most clean cut sportsmen(pun intended) two down one to go
I wouldnt like to be in Gillettes PR department right now
They have already taken some corrective action as apparently Henri was originally
holding a football in his left hand but they have airbrushed it so he now appears
with his left hand in his pocket and not a ball in sight
Apparently a waitress has come out of the woodwork now as well claiming Woods
had 20 sexual encounters with her over a 31 month period