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    Default The Gillette Three

    First we had Thierry Henri infamous hand ball
    Now we have Tiger Woods little break from domestic bliss
    What will happen poor Roger Federer he must be getting paranoid now
    Three of the most clean cut sportsmen(pun intended) two down one to go
    I wouldnt like to be in Gillettes PR department right now
    They have already taken some corrective action as apparently Henri was originally
    holding a football in his left hand but they have airbrushed it so he now appears
    with his left hand in his pocket and not a ball in sight
    Apparently a waitress has come out of the woodwork now as well claiming Woods
    had 20 sexual encounters with her over a 31 month period

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    Does'nt the waitress know that it's rude to count such things.

    I'm staying out of trouble and sticking with Wilkinson Sword.

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    Red face more puns than u can shake a stick at

    One birdie too many for Tiger.

    Sure to drive a wedge between him and his missus.

    Its rough. Will take a while to iron things out I reckon. Like an albatross around his neck, bet he wishes he was in a bunker to hide away from it all. A slice of the bad side of life.

    He was probably off for a drive on the fairway when he hooked his car into the fire hydrant (water hazard).

    Nice looking birdie though, most guys would be green with envy.
    Fair dues to the eagle eyed snapper that got that photo.

    Of course its now been flagged that he got his hole outside his marital bed all I can say is

    putt,putt,putt - thats out of bounds tiger.

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    Tiger should have used a driver Why was he in such a hurry at 2.30am? maybe he was late getting to the next hole he shoulda known the difference between the right hole & the wrong hole still he loves his iron....

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    First time in 6 years Tiger failed to drive 300 yards!

    dom

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    Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

    What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

    Tiger Woods wasn't seriously injured in the crash, but he's still below par

    Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.

    Apparently, Tiger admitted this crash was the closest shave he's ever had. So Gillette has dropped his contract.

    Apparently, the only person who can beat Tiger Woods with a golf club is his wife

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    Default Indecision !

    Make yer mind up Tiger, an Iron (hydrant) or a Wood ( tree) , he chose BOTH , ha ha !

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    Good enough for u Tiger I guess u thought u were out of the Woods? she'll divorce u now its the only fairway

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    Talking

    Tiger woods is the holder of 15 majors --14 golf majors and one major f-ck up
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    and changing his name from Tiger to Cheetah.


    (aren't we ones to talk about fidelity all the same....)

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