Bonus Xmas Dear Patricia comp

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[B]Dear Patricia,

I would ask you to buy Qph a new badge for Christmas, because the one he's sporting seems very shabby and worn out. I know he wouldn't dream of buying one himself, because (fair play to him) he's sticking every cent he has into his pension fund. I feel he won't be able to shoot straight with the one he has and I don't want him hitting me by mistake, when he's aiming at a baddie.You can't send a sheriff with a grubby badge to the Gunfight at the E-I Corral. Qph is smarter than Wyatt Earp (who is a US Marshal) except for his grubby badge. So will you please buy him one. Thank you.
I thought you said hang him, not ban him!

[jacksparrow2010]

Dear , Patricia,

I've been a very good little pirate all year. I have kept out of trouble and just sailed my ship straight through the recent troubled E-I waters... all the while keeping a weathered eye out for my crew members and keeping them safe from sharks and trolls... the whole crew has worked hard and kept everything in ship shape all year.. so i would like to ask for some new sails white or black , an anchor and a E-I flag for the ship... and if its not to much to ask some nice christmas suprises for all of the sexy saucy wenches of the crew....

Captain J...

[thickcock]

Dear Patricia,

Can I have another inch where it counts

[Dub Lad]

We all know the fat person who delivers presents and it ain't santa

(did i? did he just call..? Noway!)



Hes bent, hes bent and im pretty sure he told me his arse is up for rent

Hes your local rent-a-boy dun dun duuuunn wesite (jazz hands)

[westcorklad]

Dear Patricia
Please bring me some extra stamina so that I can cum more than once in a session.

[Wildthang]

Dear Pat

As you know I have been a naughty boy all year long and all i want for xmas is an E-I tshirt

So please please please can can you bring me one for xmas ( 1 will do but I have a idea for 100)