We all know the fat person who delivers presents and it ain't santa
(did i? did he just call..? Noway!)
Hes bent, hes bent and im pretty sure he told me his arse is up for rent
Hes your local rent-a-boy dun dun duuuunn wesite (jazz hands)
We all know the fat person who delivers presents and it ain't santa
(did i? did he just call..? Noway!)
Hes bent, hes bent and im pretty sure he told me his arse is up for rent
Hes your local rent-a-boy dun dun duuuunn wesite (jazz hands)
Dear Patricia
Please bring me some extra stamina so that I can cum more than once in a session.
The Truth is out there.
Dear Pat
As you know I have been a naughty boy all year long and all i want for xmas is an E-I tshirt
So please please please can can you bring me one for xmas ( 1 will do but I have a idea for 100)
Dear Patricia- I need a laptop!
Let me explain- there I was the other night playing sex games with the wife- she had me handcuffed to the bed, between the blowjobs and whipping she took a breather, and then she began to look the my PC, I include a picture below- then she found a site called ESCORTS IRELAND that I had been looking at- "Whats this ?" she asked.
Now this required quick thinking- I was not exactly in a good position to argue with her, I was helpless on the bed and she had just returned from her Wrestling class, "Oh thats just for my interest in Escorts- you know- escort warships of world war two- its really interesting".
I think she bought it- but it was a close shave.
So I need a laptop, so I can visit Escorts Ireland without her knowing!
A man s mission in life is to spread his seed with as many women as possible, for as long as possible, in any position possible . . . .
Dear Patricia
Can u find me or wish for me even a similar love to that which I found this year but lost just as fast, you see I'm a nice guy & thought that she should know that I slept with escorts in the past she took it to heart & dropped me straight away disgusted she was not a word since...
Pat had a huge fallout with entire family n friends and am now totally alone for xmas So if you could possibly fullfill my "xmas wish" and leave the following under my tree for xmas
(I will wear the Tshirt xmas day if you could leave tht too)
The wish list:
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I understand that I can't be given time with a lady... Dear Pat, can you please give me yourself to me completely? It'll take no time at all! Failing that, a PS3 would be appreciated. x
J
Dear Patricia,
All I want for Christmas is my two front teeth. Joking!!! Does anyone remember that song???
I ask only one thing for Christmas, and thats happiness. Not for me though, its for all the people who have NO ONE to celebrate Christmas with. Every year, my heart goes out to them. If not, a kiss will do..... Thanking you very much, Lorna xxx
Peace, understanding, harmony, tolerance and love. For all............
"It's far easier to fight for principles than to live up to them."
L
Dear Patricia,
Could you please send me a face warmer for Christmas, because I need one badly.
Preferably one that hasn't a velcro fastener, but one that just snaps closed on your face.
I need a big one, because I prefer them on the larger side and one that has a furry front.
If you could do this for me, I would be eternally grateful as I might End Up with a cold face.
Once a prick - always a prick.