Bonus Xmas Dear Patricia comp

[Patricia]

So time is out. How about companionship?

I dunno, maybe I could give you money to buy her a set of golf clubs as she wants to start playing golf? ;-)

[LLAMEDOS]

--- Ok . In line with the spirit of Christmas and on the basis of it is "better to give than receive."
I have concluded that no wanton act of selfishness is worthy to win this competition.-
Hence -----

Dear Santa Pat.
Would you kindly consider as beneficiary a lady whom a short while back,
fell victim to a particularly vicious and indiscriminate assault, -- JESSIE.
Whilst all the well-wishes in the world are soul building , alas they won`t pay bills.
It would be so nice to hear of her "back in action" and advertising once again on E-I
in the near future.
I am sure she is being well cared for by fellow companions and can be contacted.
If you could see fit to forward a small brown envelope along with our love and
seasonal good tidings I am sure it would be so appreciated by all.
Kind regards --- Llammy.

[anon361]

Dear Mrs J Claus,
I have tried so hard all year to be a good boy and call around to as many lonely ladies that I could find and see if they needed any odd jobs done, a lot of the time all they needed was someone to change the boring routine of playing nurse or sexy secretary with all the other naughty boys and someone to appreciate them for who they are not what they are but Mrs Clause it saddens me to think about these ladies because most of the time they can’t even afford to buy clothes and they are forced to walk around naked.
So for my Christmas present can I ask that you give me a voucher so I can present it to one or more of these poor unfortunate ladies so that they can finally have the dignity of being able to afford some clothing to wear when I call to offer them my assistance?
I have heard there is a very sad circumstance where 2 ladies, it wouldn’t be fair to tell you there full names but there initials are N & E, the 2 of these poor unfortunate ladies can’t afford clothing to wear when visitors call so I think I would like to help these 2 ladies get back on their feet and present them with the clothing voucher.
Merry Christmas Mrs Clause and if you need any assistance while Mr Clause is away don’t hesitate to call, remember Mr Clause isn’t the only one with a big sack
xxx

[El Gordo]

Dear Patricia,

I was thinking that in 2010 I would add a new feature to El Gordo's Guide to Reliable Escorts. As you know, the list based solely on reviews, and my opinion counts no more than any other reviewer's, but people often ask me on chat, "Which escort would you recommend?" So I thought it would be nice to add a section "El Gordo's Pick of the Month" where I would choose each month a lady whom I would particularly like to recommend that month.

To add to the prestige of the award, I think it would be nice for "El Gordo's Pick of the Month" to receive a week's free advertising (or equivalent reduction for monthly advertisers), a bit like "Escort of the Month", but on a more modest scale. If E-I could finance the prizes for the first ten months or so, then I would happily carry on from there. So my Christmas wish is an EI subsidy for the "El Gordo's Pick of the Month" section.

Yours,
El Gordo

[Patricia]

Two ideas here which are well intentioned but not the best entries for this competition maybe.

Re jessie of course we all want to support jessie, but this is a fun competition and I think maybe fun competitions and being supportive to escorts regards very serious things are actually two different issues and not necessarily best combined.

Then el gordo's idea is great, but we will support great ideas like that anyway, funding to support them doesn't need to be won in a competition. I will pm u tomorrow el gordo re ur idea.

Other than that, keep those wishes coming boys and girls xxx

[experienced punter]

Dear Patricia
Could you bring me a selection of knickers this Christmas I don't mind what kind but my favorites are frilly & French knickers Hipsters too bright Yellow & Red are my favorite colors I have 12 in my collection at the moment I bought a little press for them all theres loads of room don't forget to include a pair/few pairs of your own , bras are welcome too
Please send new panties/knickers only no used ones as I had a bad experience with a pair used knickers during the year
heres hoping
EP x

[rover]

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[El Gordo]

Dear Patricia,

A couple of weeks ago, Anna23 mentioned to me that she has never had a proper vacation. I mean going somewhere fun rather than just going home to rest for a bit. I've also noticed that some of your mods are slightly sick of her, and perhaps a few other posters are as well. I think I see an opportunity to make everyone happy. I would like to send Anna on a vacation of one to two weeks to a destination of her choice, paid for by E-I up to a maximum of €1000, during which she would promise not to go on E-I.

El Gordo

[anon361]

Dear Patricia,
I am not usually so open about my shortcomings but I feel you are my last hope, you see I have been a very naughty boy this year and I fear Santa will not leave a present for me in my stocking when he finds out exactly how naughty I have been. You see I have had many an elicit thought about you and the sexual acts we would get up to, some so real I’m embarrassed to say made me cum in my pants!
Some days I even get up the courage to pick up the phone and call you but that’s where the trouble starts, you see I can’t call you on my personal phone as I’d be afraid someone might find out but if I had a second phone, one that nobody knew about I think I could manage to call you, just to hear your voice and whisper sweet words in your ear, but like everything in this life your surroundings aid in the experience so the type of phone I use would have to reflect my warmth towards you. Maybe if you being the bearer of good tides found a way to get a Sony Ericsson Aino or if the budget allowed a SE Satio to me I would be able to brighten up both of our Christmases.
If you feel this cannot be, please be gentle with my heart and break the bad news to me softly. Of course if you still want to send me the phone so I may call someone else in secrecy, say someone from the best companionship website on the planet I would be eternally grateful.

Yours humbly,
Anon361

[jacksparrow2010]

Dear Patricia,
My Name is Captain Jack... I have been a very very good boy all year...
been out sailing the seas and keeping some of the saucy wenches of E-I company...
so for christmas if its not to much trouble could you arrange for all my favourite
ladies to be in my cabin for some christmas fun with the good captain...
the names are below in my sig... its not to much to ask