Originally Posted by
Joelegs
Have you ever had a hankering for something, perhaps a cold beer on a hot day or something really special.
Sometimes I get a hankering for some of my favourite escorts. Big Boobies British Betty is currently in Belfast.
Unfortunately, I will not be able get up to meet her this week because I am busy all week �� She is so close, yet so far away and just out of my reach.
I am green with envy, all you lucky guys in Belfast are able to lift the phone this week, book an appointment and be doing what I would like to be doing. Betty has nicest, big natural breasts I have ever seen and has a big personality to match. I have never been disappointed any time I have met her.
While all you guys in Belfast are having the time of your life up there, I will be sitting in Derry, horny, frustrated and counting the days until she comes here in June. There is no fairness in life you know.
Are any of you lads out there in the same boat as me tonight? Who are you dying to see again, but they are not currently touring where you are?
I am horny as hell tonight, but the answer to all my problem is over ninety miles away in a luxury hotel spoiling some other lucky bugger with those gorgeous big boobs and talking dirty to him in that sexy English accent!
Now now Joe, I want Betty boobie pics
"I'm the leader of the pack which makes me such a lucky jack. And here they are, they're so appealing, OK dollies do your dealing."