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    Default Weird lacklustre appointment.

    So this morning I met a lady who shall remain nameless, been on my radar for some time but first time meeting her.
    She is attractive, has good english, bears a reasonable resemblance to her photos and has a mixed bag of reviews.
    I was clean, polite, on-time. I paid the advertised price for 30 minutes, no haggling and i took a shower at her place.
    There followed a very lacklustre performance and after about 20 minutes I knew I wasn't going to finish and just started to get dressed. She was encouraging me to go to the ATM and come back with more money.
    I pointed out there was no point, that I just wasn't feeling the vibe from her, and she says,"What do you expect for 80 euro? That most guys just pay 100"
    I put my hand in my pocket, pull out 40 euro and say that I brought that for a tip. She says, "Nobody pays 80 euro then leaves a tip." I point out that I paid 80 and was about to leave unsatisfied.
    She plucked the 40 euro from my hand, pushed me back on the bed, saying "Now you can find out what you get for 120"
    Completely different experience, she even accompanied me into the shower and made sure everything was well washed afterwards.
    Are tips really that rare for lower priced escorts? I have my own rule that I round up to at least 100 if the service is good.
    My wife caught me wearing ladies underwear and threatened to leave me.
    So I packed up all her clothes
    And left.

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    How dare you point out something negative about an escort.
    This thread should be deleted right now

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    Quote Originally Posted by volvicwater View Post
    How dare you point out something negative about an escort.
    This thread should be deleted right now
    ??????????

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    What part of "she shall remain nameless", do you lot not understand? No more pm please.

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    Quote Originally Posted by volvicwater View Post
    How dare you point out something negative about an escort.
    This thread should be deleted right now
    He finished his story on a really positive note. So it didn't start the best, maybe misunderstanding with price with the lady, but at the end he had a great time and a soapy shower.

    What is negative about this, your either a clown or you can't read correctly

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    I don't know... Having someone push me on a bed and go to town on me, even after a lackluster start, is something I would be into 😂

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    At the risk of stating the bleeding obvious why did she not charge €120 to begin with and give good service, the prices are set by the escorts not the punters,

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    Quote Originally Posted by peterbarlow View Post
    He finished his story on a really positive note. So it didn't start the best, maybe misunderstanding with price with the lady, but at the end he had a great time and a soapy shower.

    What is negative about this, your either a clown or you can't read correctly
    A sarcastic clown then, I guess.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ford pefect View Post
    At the risk of stating the bleeding obvious why did she not charge €120 to begin with and give good service, the prices are set by the escorts not the punters,
    My thoughts exactly. I normally go for minimum fee first time visiting an escort. I guess many of us do. Many a time I won't get involved in a discussion if disappointed, I just say this isn't working for me and leave, makeing a note never to return, you never know when someone could turn nasty on you or what type of weapon they might have.
    Does remind me of a massage appointment a few years ago.
    A lady on here advertising massage for 60. All that was on offer at that price was a fully clothed hj and no touching. She wasn't for having me leave unsatisfied, saying I must cum, trying harder and faster before finally exposing one boob when she realised she was doing a lot of work and getting nowhere.

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    Quote Originally Posted by volvicwater View Post
    A sarcastic clown then, I guess.
    I guess it's you I can thank for the little bit of negative rep and the clown comment.

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