Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '23 - If I could offer you only one tip for the future... sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience...I will dispense this advice now.
Enjoy the power and beauty of your youth...oh nevermind, you will not understand the power and beauty of your youth until they have faded, but trust me in 20 years time you'll look back at photos of yourself and recall in a way you can't grasp now how much possibility lay before you and how fabulous you really looked... you're not as fat as you imagine!
Don't worry about the future or worry, but know that worrying is as effective as trying to solve an algebra equation by chewing bubble gum. The real troubles in your life are apt to be things that never crossed your worried mind...the kind that blindside you at 4pm on some idle Friday.
DO ONE THING EVERYDAY THAT SCARES YOU!
SING!
Don't be reckless with other people's hearts, don't put up with people who are reckless with yours.
FLOSS
Don't waste your time on jealousy... sometimes you're ahead, sometimes you're behind. The race is long and in the end it's only with yourself.
Remember the compliments you receive, but forget the insults...if you succeed in doing this please tell me how.
Keep your old love letters, throw away your old bank statements.
STRETCH
Don't feel guilty if you don't know what you want to do with your life. The most interesting people I know didn't know in their twenties what they wanted to do with their lives...some of the most interesting 40 year olds still don't.
GET PLENTY OF CALCIUM
Be kind to your knees, you'll miss them when they're gone.
Maybe you'll marry... maybe you won't.
Maybe you'll have children...maybe you won't.
Maybe you'll divorce at 40.
Maybe you'll dance the funky chicken on your 75th wedding anniversary... whatever you do, don't congratulate yourself too much or berate yourself either. Your choices are half chance, so are everybody else's.
Enjoy your body...use it every way you can...don't be afraid of it or what other people think of it. It is the greatest gift you'll ever own.
DANCE... even if you have nowhere else to do it, but in your own living room.
Read the directions even if you don't follow them. Do not read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly!
Get to know your parents...you never know when they'll be gone for good. Be nice to your siblings...they are the link to your past and the most likely to stick with you in the future. Understand that friends come and go, but for the precious few you should hold on. Work hard to bridge the gap between geography and lifestyle because the older you get the more you need the people you knew when you were young.
Live in Dublin City once, but leave before it makes you hard.
Live in Longford Town once, but leave before it makes you soft
. TRAVEL
Accept certain inalienable truths - prices will rise, politicians will philander...you too will get old and when you do you'll fantasize that when you were young...prices were reasonable, politicians were noble and children respected their elders.
Respect your elders.
Don't expect anyone else to support you. Maybe you have a trust fund or a wealthy spouse, but you never know when either one might run out.
Don't mess too much with your hair or by the time you're 50 it will look 85.
Be careful whose advice you buy, but be patient with those who supply it. Advice is a form of nostalgia... dispensing it is a way of fishing the past from the disposal, wiping it off, painting the ugly bits and recycling it for more than it's worth.
But trust me on the sunscreen.
Originally Posted by Rockerman
Ladies and Gentlemen of the class of '23 - If I could offer you only one tip for the future... sunscreen would be it. The long-term benefits of sunscreen have been proved by scientists whereas the rest of my advice has no basis more reliable than my own meandering experience...I will dispense this advice now.. I assume ya know
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