no World Cup for us
banks screwed us all
Government squeezing more money out of us
mortgages going up
everyplace is flooded
more floods tomorrow
freezing outside
a swine flu epidemic
EI is too quiet
Christmas is coming
putting on a gut
no more jellytots
Jedward will win X Factor
I'm getting older
my mickey is sore from pulling it
had no shit for 2 days
noone loves me