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    Default Two bags full

    Just thought I should share this information with the escorting community, because I like sharing!
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    I have not cum since Saturday!
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    And now, I am hornier than a two-horned rhinoceros on viagra!
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    In fact, its been a couple*of weeks since I had sex so*I think I might technically be a virgin!*
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    I havent even had a chance to have a wank since last Saturday morning.* I need time alone in bed for this and I haven't really had it.* I never liked doing it in the shower or sitting on the loo.* What can I say, I am an incurable*romantic!* No it has to be on my back on a comfortable bed thinking of having sex with someone I had a great chance of having sex with but never did!
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    I'll have to release the safety valves*in the next couple of days or there will be a spontaneous ejaculation, resulting in cars and small poorly built homes being washed down the street.* Some poor unfortunate people will be preserved for centuries, pompeii-like, in congealed sperm.*
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    My balls are now starting to make a funny gurgling noise like a boiling*kettle.**I've put on about 5Kgs in the last few days, but I've a feeling I'm going to lose that weight almost instantly.
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    On the news, they will be saying that earthquake scientists are picking up readings on their seismometers that indicate a potential earthquake or volcano in the Dublin area.* I need to call them and tell them not to panic it is just my balls!* Then the army will take me away to some underground, nuclear bomb-proof shelter, where they will have a nice bed prepared and some lads magazines*and will leave me alone for two minutes.*Failing that,*I might seek the company*of a young lady*to help alleviate a bigger*catastrophe.*I could be a one-man bukkake party!
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    So if you hear a dull explosion in the distance this weekend, coupled with*feeling a*slight earth tremor, rest easy.* As long as you are not within*a 1 kilometer radius of the epicentre (the top of my knob), you should be ok.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lovinit View Post
    Just thought I should share this information with the escorting community, because I like sharing!
    *
    I have not cum since Saturday!
    *
    And now, I am hornier than a two-horned rhinoceros on viagra!
    *
    In fact, its been a couple*of weeks since I had sex so*I think I might technically be a virgin!*
    *
    I havent even had a chance to have a wank since last Saturday morning.* I need time alone in bed for this and I haven't really had it.* I never liked doing it in the shower or sitting on the loo.* What can I say, I am an incurable*romantic!* No it has to be on my back on a comfortable bed thinking of having sex with someone I had a great chance of having sex with but never did!
    *
    I'll have to release the safety valves*in the next couple of days or there will be a spontaneous ejaculation, resulting in cars and small poorly built homes being washed down the street.* Some poor unfortunate people will be preserved for centuries, pompeii-like, in congealed sperm.*
    *
    My balls are now starting to make a funny gurgling noise like a boiling*kettle.**I've put on about 5Kgs in the last few days, but I've a feeling I'm going to lose that weight almost instantly.
    *
    On the news, they will be saying that earthquake scientists are picking up readings on their seismometers that indicate a potential earthquake or volcano in the Dublin area.* I need to call them and tell them not to panic it is just my balls!* Then the army will take me away to some underground, nuclear bomb-proof shelter, where they will have a nice bed prepared and some lads magazines*and will leave me alone for two minutes.*Failing that,*I might seek the company*of a young lady*to help alleviate a bigger*catastrophe.*I could be a one-man bukkake party!
    *
    So if you hear a dull explosion in the distance this weekend, coupled with*feeling a*slight earth tremor, rest easy.* As long as you are not within*a 1 kilometer radius of the epicentre (the top of my knob), you should be ok.
    you're just like Santa and can't wait to get you're sack emptied. ~*~*HO!HO!HO!HO!HO!HO!*~*~



    ~*~*HO!HO!HO!Merry Christmas! HO!HO!HO!*~*~


    *smoochy smooches*

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    Not really honey - I ain't waiting til Christmas or I'll have to carry my sack on a sleigh or a shopping trolley !

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    I'm not sure where all the *** came from.
    They look festive but I think they may be crystallized drops of pre-cum!

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    Quote Originally Posted by diamondgypsy View Post
    you're just like Santa and can't wait to get you're sack emptied. ~*~*HO!HO!HO!HO!HO!HO!*~*~



    ~*~*HO!HO!HO!Merry Christmas! HO!HO!HO!*~*~


    *smoochy smooches*
    --- DOH ! ----- The Penny has just dropped with me --- (I think )
    ------ Welcome Back ALEC ??????

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    Quote Originally Posted by LLAMEDOS View Post
    --- DOH ! ----- The Penny has just dropped with me --- (I think )
    ------ Welcome Back ALEC ??????
    If you're referring to me, you're fingering the wrong guy, as it were!

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    Quote Originally Posted by LLAMEDOS View Post
    --- DOH ! ----- The Penny has just dropped with me --- (I think )
    ------ Welcome Back ALEC ??????
    What was the question, again?
    Said - huh?...ummmmmm...not sure - O, pft.
    There I go, honey - a dumb BLONDIE.
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    Default MASTER(bait) !

    Quote Originally Posted by diamondgypsy View Post
    What was the question, again?
    Said - huh?...ummmmmm...not sure - O, pft.
    There I go, honey - a dumb BLONDIE.
    -------- A tricky fish to catch, -- but --------
    -- GOTCHA ! -- dangled the perfect bait ,--- fell for it "hook line n sinker".
    Let another Angler try

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