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    Talking Naughty funny poem

    Another funny poem lol, go on guys finish it.... Lol ;P ;P

    I love all things sweet,
    Like toffee apples, lolly pops,
    Candy canes, tangle twisters,
    But NOT pubic hair caught in my teeth!!!!

    I love being down under,
    And going down, .........

    THE REST IS UP TO YE GUYS, ENJOY... Lorna xxx

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    Quote Originally Posted by pussandboots View Post
    Another funny poem lol, go on guys finish it.... Lol ;P ;P

    I love all things sweet,
    Like toffee apples, lolly pops,
    Candy canes, tangle twisters,
    But NOT pubic hair caught in my teeth!!!!

    I love being down under,
    And going down, .........

    THE REST IS UP TO YE GUYS, ENJOY... Lorna xxx
    I love being down under,
    and going down to suck Rovers' cock.
    It's almost as long as Anons' monster,
    measuring 12", on the mickey clock.
    He drops the head and licks my pussy dry,
    when he stops licking, I feel I wanna cry.
    Then he turns the situation into a bit of a farce,
    turns me over and sticks his tongue right up my arse.
    Oh Rover, you certainly have a lot to learn,
    It's a mickey up the pussy, that most ladies yearn.
    Once a prick - always a prick.

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    Default Tiffs sensual poem

    Iím looking for lover
    Unlike any other
    With a wild imagination
    Leaving me in complete fascination
    It must go beyond simple attraction
    There must be a passion & satisfaction
    Iíll need your complete attention
    And your body not to mention
    Hard & strong with no resistance
    Spontaneity and persistence
    You must be free and have no shame
    Do what I say without disdain
    Entering me were all is darkly new
    Together thereís nothing we cannot do


    " Tiffany Tees "
    Strangers are friends I have yet to meet.





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    I love being down under,
    and going down, yonder
    my finances do ponder
    This skint quarterpoundher

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    Quote Originally Posted by rover View Post
    I love being down under,
    and going down to suck Rovers' cock.
    It's almost as long as Anons' monster,
    measuring 12", on the mickey clock.
    He drops the head and licks my pussy dry,
    when he stops licking, I feel I wanna cry.
    Then he turns the situation into a bit of a farce,
    turns me over and sticks his tongue right up my arse.
    Oh Rover, you certainly have a lot to learn,
    It's a mickey up the pussy, that most ladies yearn.
    your a poet and you dont know it
    rovers poems should be on the secondary school cirriculum in 50 years time and kids then should be taught the meaning of em ,made to learn em and to discuss em in class.

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