Golf or what's the greatest excuse to get out to punt

[peterbarlow]

OK, maybe this has been done before, for me golf as I play 2 - 3 times a week.

I have booked with a lady tomorrow morning around 11.30am, waiting on confirmation. My wife then asked me 10 minutes ago what are we doing tomorrow, I said I'm going golf at 10.30am and she said OK, as she knows golf comes 1st haha. So if only 1 punt and i get home, I can say played crap only done 9 holes back in 2-3 hours, if was going to 2 punts or more then I done 18 holes had dinner and back home in 6-7 hours. This is my easiest excuse to disappear. What's yours?

[Rockerman]

...and what if it rains Peter? You live in Ireland...Golf is a terrible excuse.

Saturday is my free day...I can get lucky on a Sunday too on occasion. She visits both her mother and last surviving grandparent on a Saturday. I just do my thing...out and about and I find fitting in the things you say is a good idea. I'd do a couple of bets, but I could be in the bookies ten minutes, but make out an hour or more. I also call to my father's once a week and sort his recycling out. I keep it real.

If I'm on the drink I don't need excuses.

[jekyl69]

OK, maybe this has been done before, for me golf as I play 2 - 3 times a week.

I have booked with a lady tomorrow morning around 11.30am, waiting on confirmation. My wife then asked me 10 minutes ago what are we doing tomorrow, I said I'm going golf at 10.30am and she said OK, as she knows golf comes 1st haha. So if only 1 punt and i get home, I can say played crap only done 9 holes back in 2-3 hours, if was going to 2 punts or more then I done 18 holes had dinner and back home in 6-7 hours. This is my easiest excuse to disappear. What's yours?

I find being divorced makes it all quite simple

[peterbarlow]

...and what if it rains Peter? You live in Ireland...Golf is a terrible excuse.

Saturday is my free day...I can get lucky on a Sunday too on occasion. She visits both her mother and last surviving grandparent on a Saturday. I just do my thing...out and about and I find fitting in the things you say is a good idea. I'd do a couple of bets, but I could be in the bookies ten minutes, but make out an hour or more. I also call to my father's once a week and sort his recycling out. I keep it real.

If I'm on the drink I don't need excuses.

I still go out in the rain, just sit in thy club house chatting and grabbing a bite to eat. 🤣🤣 like you i get a free Saturday and Sunday for 3 weekends in a row as she works mostly weekends hence I punt early Saturday and Sunday mornings and also the traffic is very quiet now the bright evenings are coming in tomorrow i can still get back for agame of golf 😉

[TommyH123]

Work, as long as I have advance warning I can usually get away for at least a few hours or overnight

[Mickey1]

OK, maybe this has been done before, for me golf as I play 2 - 3 times a week.

I have booked with a lady tomorrow morning around 11.30am, waiting on confirmation. My wife then asked me 10 minutes ago what are we doing tomorrow, I said I'm going golf at 10.30am and she said OK, as she knows golf comes 1st haha. So if only 1 punt and i get home, I can say played crap only done 9 holes back in 2-3 hours, if was going to 2 punts or more then I done 18 holes had dinner and back home in 6-7 hours. This is my easiest excuse to disappear. What's yours?

Your Mrs should take up golf

[peterbarlow]

Your Mrs should take up golf

Not a chance 😫😫😫

[TommyH123]

...and what if it rains Peter? You live in Ireland...Golf is a terrible excuse.

Saturday is my free day...I can get lucky on a Sunday too on occasion. She visits both her mother and last surviving grandparent on a Saturday. I just do my thing...out and about and I find fitting in the things you say is a good idea. I'd do a couple of bets, but I could be in the bookies ten minutes, but make out an hour or more. I also call to my father's once a week and sort his recycling out. I keep it real.

If I'm on the drink I don't need excuses.

That is the secret, keep it real, I never say I’m somewhere that I’m not and I’m rarely out of contact, less lies, less lies to remember 👍

[peterbarlow]

That is the secret, keep it real, I never say I’m somewhere that I’m not and I’m rarely out of contact, less lies, less lies to remember 👍

Correct pal, keep it short and sweet and you wont get found out. 😉

[TommyH123]

Correct pal, keep it short and sweet and you wont get found out. 😉

Yeah worked for the last 5 years anyway 👍