Golf or what's the greatest excuse to get out to punt

[peterbarlow]

I find being divorced makes it all quite simple

No to answer to then pal, very easy 👍

[Privet]

Do you ever come back home and boast about getting a hole in one or would that be unbelievable?

OK, maybe this has been done before, for me golf as I play 2 - 3 times a week.

I have booked with a lady tomorrow morning around 11.30am, waiting on confirmation. My wife then asked me 10 minutes ago what are we doing tomorrow, I said I'm going golf at 10.30am and she said OK, as she knows golf comes 1st haha. So if only 1 punt and i get home, I can say played crap only done 9 holes back in 2-3 hours, if was going to 2 punts or more then I done 18 holes had dinner and back home in 6-7 hours. This is my easiest excuse to disappear. What's yours?

[peterbarlow]

Do you ever come back home and boast about getting a hole in one or would that be unbelievable?

2 holes in one if you go to the right lady 😉

[happydon11]

Golf is a great pastime lol...looking at the put in surface..lol

[Harry123]

If its wet say went to the driving range

[Ryankelvin]

I have to go to business meetings fairly regularly in a few locations,
I do quite a bit of travelling, my whereabouts isn’t questioned .

[philipkntz]

If golf is your excuse, don't forget your clubs.
Also for any excuse to be credible, you need to explain returning home or to work freshly showered.

[robbie9]

Gym is a good excuse!

Especially if they have a sauna!

[Dubra]

2 holes in one if you go to the right lady 😉

Three holes in one surely 🤣

[philipkntz]

Gym is a good excuse!

Especially if they have a sauna!

Wouldn't work for me. Never been in a gym in my life.
During covid, I picked up an exercise machine for a friend and I was paying with my own card and they were going to revolut me. The payment wouldn't go through, mastercard phoned me to say that someone was making a suspicious purchase on my card.