If A Culchie Went to Dublin

[Rockerman]

Your travelling all this way and you haven't booked an appointment. What if you get here and the girl/girls you have your eye on in Ballsbridge don't answer the phone or tell you they are fully booked today, you will end up having a wank on the bus back home ��������������

As you know it is impossible to not get the ride in Dublin...you could get let down five times and you'd still get it! We ain't Longford punters .

[peterbarlow]

I'll give you that for hotel vs. apartment in Ballsbridge for the reason being Ballsbridge apartments are notorious for being like Fort Knox! I swear to God one time I nearly jumped the fucking five foot spiked rail because I couldn't find the keypad on the way out. About 40 windows looking at me...I said I can't be fucking jumping fences in D4...then I spotted it. It wasn't as obvious as it should have been. Now this was years ago lol, but always scout those fucking coded gates !

I remember going to see Brianna before in Ballsbridge, fuck me it was an ordeal to get in and out of that place on a Sunday morning with the church goers looking at me, thinking what the fuck is he doing here 🤣🤣🤣🙃🙃

[TommyH123]

I'll give you that for hotel vs. apartment in Ballsbridge for the reason being Ballsbridge apartments are notorious for being like Fort Knox! I swear to God one time I nearly jumped the fucking five foot spiked rail because I couldn't find the keypad on the way out. About 40 windows looking at me...I said I can't be fucking jumping fences in D4...then I spotted it. It wasn't as obvious as it should have been. Now this was years ago lol, but always scout those fucking coded gates !

Similar craic years ago in grand canal, got turned around on the way out and took a wrong turn and ended up in an alley down the side of the building, door clicked shut behind me leaving me facing a locked gate to the street, had to stand there like a spare prick until thankfully someone opened the door back into the apartment block , lesson learned that day 🙄

[TommyH123]

Your travelling all this way and you haven't booked an appointment. What if you get here and the girl/girls you have your eye on in Ballsbridge don't answer the phone or tell you they are fully booked today, you will end up having a wank on the bus back home 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Think he’s only doing his homework at the moment

[TommyH123]

As you know it is impossible to not get the ride in Dublin...you could get let down five times and you'd still get it! We ain't Longford punters .

Probably the only reason I envy the dubs 🤣

[Rockerman]

Similar craic years ago in grand canal, got turned around on the way out and took a wrong turn and ended up in an alley down the side of the building, door clicked shut behind me leaving me facing a locked gate to the street, had to stand there like a spare prick until thankfully someone opened the door back into the apartment block , lesson learned that day ��

LOL I think I vaguely remember us both telling these stories before ....

I'm usually a cool customer, but I was getting a little awkward that day. Remember it well.

There's something refreshing about the flat above the Indian takeaway ....

[Silvergrey25]

Your travelling all this way and you haven't booked an appointment. What if you get here and the girl/girls you have your eye on in Ballsbridge don't answer the phone or tell you they are fully booked today, you will end up having a wank on the bus back home 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Absolutely not, reconnaissance first, then booking if schedules allows which I'm fairly confident of. It might not be straight away as she's there until the 29th but doing my homework.

[TommyH123]

LOL I think I vaguely remember us both telling these stories before ....

I'm usually a cool customer, but I was getting a little awkward that day. Remember it well.

There's something refreshing about the flat above the Indian takeaway ....

Yeah, think we are repeating ourselves but sure new guys can still learn🤣

Something even better about “room 412, lifts on the left, watch out for the cleaners”, no smell of onion bajhies for one thing 😉

[TommyH123]

Absolutely not, reconnaissance first, then booking if schedules allows which I'm fairly confident of. It might not be straight away as she's there until the 29th but doing my homework.

Measure twice, cut once as me dear old dad used to say, plan plan then plan some more 👍

[peterbarlow]

Absolutely not, reconnaissance first, then booking if schedules allows which I'm fairly confident of. It might not be straight away as she's there until the 29th but doing my homework.

Never go by tour dates on their page, at any moment the girl might have to move on elsewhere and bang, your twiddling your thumps 🙃