Would love to know a few corny ones for whenever the time is right!
Would love to know a few corny ones for whenever the time is right!
Is that a mirror in your pocket or do I just see myself in ur pants
If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?
Nope it's just a mirror
There's a touch of class to that chat up line
That's a really nice dress you have on ....
It would look great on my floor
You remind me of my little toe cos I'm probably going to bang you on the coffee table later on lol
Ketchup2023 (20-02-24)
"WELL HERE I AM. What are your OTHER TWO WISHES?"
"I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?"
I have too much wisdom to keep to myself,
so I share my wisdom with everyone.
Not my fault nobody listens to me.
We're not socks, but I bet we'd make a great pair.... 😂