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    should men and women who visit escorts....be able to claim back some of the money....be intitled to tax relief.....i am thinking of starting my own party..to stand on this topic...the name ..the independant fuckers party....our moto shall be...tax relief and hand relief for all....guys im looking for some feed back to see if this dream could become a reality........yours truly...eric cartman

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    kelly u are one sexy woman...xxxx

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    I presume this thread is just a bit of light hearted banter but for the punter to be entitled to tax relief the escort would have to be paying tax in the first place. Somehow i dont think this is top of Brian Clowen's agenda right now

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    yeah, surely the escort would have to be registered for VAT and give out VAT reciepts for services (such as the deepest of throat) provided..
    i dont know what my accountant would say to me if i tried to pass a reciept for a wank and facial along with my normal monthly expenses.. but i have a feeling he would call me a stupid fucking bastard for trying, and if i was in his shoes i would probably think the same.
    then again, he probably uses escorts more than me, because he is an ugly cunt who couldnt pull his own cock, let alone a female.

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    Quote Originally Posted by KellyCurvybabe View Post
    i do beleive escorts should be employeed by the health service

    just think of the people we could help, far better than any druggs

    depression - pescription of half hour once a week
    heart problems - perscription of hour exersice one a week
    obesity - pescription of hour daily
    You've just made me want to be obese.

    “I wish you wouldn’t keep appearing and vanishing so suddenly; you make one quite giddy!”
    “All right,” said the Cat; and this time it vanished quite slowly, beginning with the end of the tail, and ending with the grin, which remained some time after the rest of it had gone.

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    [QUOTE=El Gordo;155859]You've just made me want to be obese. [/QUOTE

    Maybe I should use the company credit card and claim it back as an "entertaiment expense".

    I can see Cartman's point, if you can cliam tax relief on refuse charge, medical expenses, education etc perhaps you could re-claim escort visits as a "carer's allowance". I'd be paying no income tax then.

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    [QUOTE=Fran Tick;155860]
    Quote Originally Posted by El Gordo View Post
    You've just made me want to be obese. [/QUOTE

    Maybe I should use the company credit card and claim it back as an "entertaiment expense".

    I can see Cartman's point, if you can cliam tax relief on refuse charge, medical expenses, education etc perhaps you could re-claim escort visits as a "carer's allowance". I'd be paying no income tax then.
    i knew i could count on my two buds.GORDO AND FRAN

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    [QUOTE=cartman;155862]
    Quote Originally Posted by Fran Tick View Post

    i knew i could count on my two buds.GORDO AND FRAN
    Descion has been made "Carer's Allowance" it is. For further detail

    Launch PAYE anytime

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