IT Help

[Alec Horan]

try turning off the golop meter.

then reinstall the bugwear afterburner.

if it pips too loudly u may need to upgrade the leanov transmittors, failing that try shifting the klartinisium from fanger to granther unles it is already installed, but make sure you have the 2.0 version from scanther as the mooser one is shite.

finally just adjust the klang pop-cirtuifer to pling and bobs your uncle.

p.s. have you tried turning it off and on again ?

[ninebythree]

try turning off the golop meter.

then reinstall the bugwear afterburner.

if it pips too loudly u may need to upgrade the leanov transmittors, failing that try shifting the klartinisium from fanger to granther unles it is already installed, but make sure you have the 2.0 version from scanther as the mooser one is shite.

finally just adjust the klang pop-cirtuifer to pling and bobs your uncle.

p.s. have you tried turning it off and on again ?

Horan ,

u are the reason ,why i stay on this site


nbt

[anon361]

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble.

However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.

Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better.

I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with CookingPlus and Cleanhouse2008 .

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run n . Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0’s memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge.

These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week.

Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.

Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can’t be turned off.

Recently I’ve been tempted to install Mistress 2009, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2009, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.

Any idea's?

[carlos marvado]

try turning off the golop meter.

then reinstall the bugwear afterburner.

if it pips too loudly u may need to upgrade the leanov transmittors, failing that try shifting the klartinisium from fanger to granther unles it is already installed, but make sure you have the 2.0 version from scanther as the mooser one is shite.

finally just adjust the klang pop-cirtuifer to pling and bobs your uncle.

p.s. have you tried turning it off and on again ?

You forgot to mention rebooting the dilithium crystal interface to the transporter Alec.

[Stewie]

18 months ago, I upgraded to Girlfriend 1.0 from Drinking Mates 4.2, which I had used for years without any trouble.

However, there are apparently conflicts between these two products and the only solution was to try and run Girlfriend 1.0 with the sound turned off. To make matters worse, Girlfriend 1.0 is incompatible with several other applications, such as LadsNightOut 3.1, Football 4.5, and Playboy 6.9.

Successive versions of Girlfriend proved no better.

I tried a shareware program, Slapper 2.1, but it had many bugs and left a virus in my system, forcing me to shut down completely for several weeks.

Eventually, I tried to run Girlfriend 1.2 and Girlfriend 1.0 at the same time, only to discover that when these two systems detected each other they caused severe damage to my hardware.

I eventually upgraded to Fiancée 1.0, only to discover that this product soon had to be upgraded further to Wife 1.0. While Wife 1.0 tends to use up all my available resources, it does come bundled with CookingPlus and Cleanhouse2008 .

Shortly after this upgrade, however, I found that Wife 1.0 could be very unstable and costly to run n . Any mistakes I made were automatically stored in Wife 1.0’s memory and could not be deleted. They then resurfaced months later when I had forgotten about them.

Wife 1.0 also has an automatic Diary, Explorer and E-mail filter, and can, without warning, launch TurboStrop and Multi-Whinge.

These latter products have no Help files, and I have to try to guess what the problem is.

Additional problems are that Wife 1.0 needs updating regularly, requiring ShoeShop Browser for new attachments and Hairstyle Express which needs to be reinstalled every other week.

Also, when Wife 1.0 attaches itself to my Saab 93 Convertible hard drive, it often crashes.

Wife 1.0 also comes with an irritating pop-up called MotherInLaw, which can’t be turned off.

Recently I’ve been tempted to install Mistress 2009, but there could be problems. A friend of mine has alerted me to the fact that if Wife 1.0 detects Mistress 2009, it tends to delete all of your Money before uninstalling itself.

Any idea's?

Have you tried turning it off and back on.

[Stewie]

i have an acer laptop and i want to throw it out the window really really slow and crap

Chances are it has nothing to do with it being an acer it has more to do with the amount of crap you have built up on it ( malware, spyware etc)
Or it could be you are running vista and you don't have enough ram.

If it is vista consider an upgrade to 7 if it is xp install spybot run it and see if it helps at all.

The home of Spybot-S&D!

[nicegirlsarenice]

I tend to just use Hand 1.2 a lot these days. Nothing fancy, but it gets the job done quick and easy. Then I use E-I Escort Services Pro every once in a while to finish things up properly. It's expensive but it gets the job done.

Plus my Hand version is like a girl's one so that helps.

[Stewie]

I tend to just use Hand 1.2 a lot these days. Nothing fancy, but it gets the job done quick and easy. Then I use Escort Services

Plus my Hand version is like a girl's one so that helps.

I heard you were running a pirated version of Household Pets 2.0

[Alec Horan]

put stewie and nice on the same thread and you just know a bestiality reference cant be far behind..

[jackpot]

I've an Acer laptop, and I don't know what I do, but everynow and again the screen gets smaller. As it is I can hardly read this font to type!!

I don't know what I press or how I've done it...

Can anyone help me ?

T
xxx

Check the Font Size in the View menu Taylor see attachment