Quote Originally Posted by experienced punter View Post
''If u break your leg don't come running to me''
''pull the other leg its got bells on''
What can I say, I lust for some knickers today,
If I get some, I'll put them over my head,
it'll make my limp cock as hard as lead.
Then I'll chew them totally to bits,
lower my head and suck them tits.
I'll parcel them up, with all the extras too,
and I'll post them there knickers directly to you.

(They're getting worse).