Bottled it last night

[he who dares wins]

I'm sorry....was she sleeping with her dog at the start of that video???

the filth mare

thats was her last client, before tex mex turned up!

[ploy26p]

I'm sorry....was she sleeping with her dog at the start of that video???

the filth mare

yes indeed, that is a filthy animal in the bed... and i believe there is also a dog there too (snigger snigger)

[blankmannn]

yes indeed, that is a filthy animal in the bed... and i believe there is also a dog there too (snigger snigger)

ahhh that bitch is rife for parody, and so's the doggie (guffaw)

[blankmannn]

thats was her last client, before tex mex turned up!

he was better off getting in the taxi so

[ploy26p]

ahhh that bitch is rife for parody, and so's the doggie (guffaw)

i just dont understand why women sleep with smelly canines.... then have the cheek to complain when a man accidentally farts in the bed, and holds her head under the covers so she can experience the 100% full smell of it..
still, its a mans world..

[blankmannn]

i just dont understand why women sleep with smelly canines.... then have the cheek to complain when a man accidentally farts in the bed, and holds her head under the covers so she can experience the 100% full smell of it..
still, its a mans world..

hmm dutch oven, I'm far too much of a gentleman to ever perform such a lude act on anyone...

incidentally, I wonder if there are any escorts who list that as a favourite.....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111111one

[ploy26p]

please stop pissing on this serious thread.. i dont want anymore pm's from moderators accusing me of urinating on peoples threads, this is a serious forum, and i wish to take this opportunity of saying that im more serious than anyone on here.. yeah..

[adogwithabone]

so what should i say? that i was nervous or drunk?

Tell the truth, say that she looked so beautiful at the door that you were suddenly ashamed at being so drunk and that if she would forgive you, you would love to spend some time with her, sober.

[Fran Tick]

I've bottled quite a few times but I always called or texted saying I couldn't make it

[Tex Mex]

i did the right thing lads and she seems to be a lovely girl because shes texting me back now and i am forgiven and welcome again