Stuff you would wank to before the Internet

**bmw528** · 28-01-23, 21:48

Originally Posted by Clubcard

Like I didn't stand in the street pulling myself..... well not obviously anyways

Now lets pull ourselves together now.

**Clubcard** · 30-01-23, 05:33

Some of the ban garda on crime call all dolled up for the tele.

**UnFulfilledScott** · 30-01-23, 20:58

Originally Posted by MidlifeCrisis

The Story of 'O'. Betty Blue. THAT SCENE from Don't Look Now.

A girl I was still in the coffee stage of dating with called around to me one day in the mid 90s.
I was in the height of my Francophile stage.
Made her coffee, settled down, threw on Betty Blue ...
I was watching Zorg's chilli pot simmer when she decided to make her dramatic exit and I had to endure weeks of her friend (also my friend) telling me what a pervert I was.

I honest to God had no intentions other than watching the movie.

I guess French movies just shift your focus.

**billyboy** · 30-01-23, 21:45

I used to open up a copy of The Sun every morning and whack myself off to Page3. My lifetime ban from Easons is still in place. 😢

**IDF2** · 01-02-23, 01:11

Originally Posted by IDF2

Some people forget this is a site for Escorts.

It used to be a site for hardcore punters.

I'm still here because I live in hope.

Congratulations on taking over the place.

Some hardcore girls on here running rings around men.

MistressMonique, I am so sorry if I disrespected you in anyway. I hope I did not but I have been on the hard stuff. No excuse. Hard to tell with the edits. That's the thing about it you just don't know. Makes for a poor community. Right/wrong. I know I can be a prick at times, sorry if that was the case. But I have a very opinionated view on this forum. I love this place. Anyway, much love MistressMonique. xxx

**MidlifeCrisis** · 01-02-23, 14:59

Originally Posted by UnFulfilledScott

Made her coffee, settled down, threw on Betty Blue ...

If you knew what was coming that was a bold move. That movie was well ahead of its time.

**Clubcard** · 01-02-23, 16:14

Originally Posted by MidlifeCrisis

If you knew what was coming that was a bold move. That movie was well ahead of its time.

Their was some horrendous video porn back then.

**IrishJack** · 02-02-23, 08:44

Originally Posted by Rubberjonny

Page 3 in The news of the world.

Catalog like simblybe

**D8guy100** · 02-02-23, 17:50

Vicki Michelle aka Yvette on Allo Allo when she would flash her stockings and suspenders

**Clubcard** · 02-02-23, 17:51

Originally Posted by D8guy100

Vicki Michelle aka Yvette on Allo Allo when she would flash her stockings and suspenders

With her dirty French accent.... fuck I forgot all about her

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