The masseuse starts tickling the wee man until he stands to attention and then she insists on me getting off the table to root in my pockets for extra cash for the extra service . I was upstairs in Athlone today when this happened . She left the room while I looked for the cash . When she came back I asked how much. She demanded an extra €60 . My heart and Soldier sank . He was once more a wee man . Back onto the table and she was like a mad one on a mission. Soon the wee man was just a floppy disc. No Happy Ending was possible at this stage . A waste of time and money. Do these ladies have any understanding of an old guy's anatomy. Why would they spoil the moment by doing what she did or as has often happened , taking calls while i am about to pop