Funniest Thing an Escort/client Has said to you

**rockonallnite** · 24-01-23, 10:33

Originally Posted by JennyIrish

Can I have your snapchat, wanna go for coffee, are you married, I dont do this very often . . . .

A perfectly normal ordinary guy suddenly called me 'Mammy' during proceedings. I nearly gave myself whiplash I jumped up so quick 'what, did you call me?!?! Dont do that again !!!'

He apologised and said he dosnt know why he says that.

Carried on and he did it again, I started getting p#ssed off, I dont mind dirty talk, call me anything you want but NOT Mammy, I told him if he wants to continue calling me Mammy he can but I'll be telling him to empty the dishwasher and tidy this room and not continue doing what we were doing!!

I dont get this sudden craze for stepmum/aunty roleplays, a young lad called me once requesting brother/sister role play, internet porn is screwing everyone up!

That reminds me of the first time with an escort, who then became my regular!!! Lol ��
She was riding me silly and we were having such a great time... I didn't have a better idea than to slapped her butt cheeck during the heat of the moment without asking permission first...
Wrong move..., she stopped abruptly and shouted - Nooooo!!

hehehe...I had to apologise profusely and ask her to continue

thankfully she did!!! I was laughing so much afterwords...

Porn, the disaster of our times...really screwing people's head up.

**Petros** · 24-01-23, 10:36

Originally Posted by TommyH123

“Sorry you’re too big” course I am love, course I am 🤣

I wonder how many guys actually believe the ladies when they say this?

**TommyH123** · 24-01-23, 10:39

Originally Posted by Joelegs

You have hit the nail on the head. I don't know what all this insist crap is all about? I'm not into roleplay either, better to enjoy the moment for what it is.

Exactly, role play, not interested, grand if you need to break the routine at home maybe but with an escort?, not a chance, I’m happy enough to just be in the room with one, that’s all spice I need

**TommyH123** · 24-01-23, 10:42

Originally Posted by Petros

I wonder how many guys actually believe the ladies when they say this?

I’d like to see a chart like you’d find at the funfair, something along the lines of “you must be this short/thin for this ride”

**rockonallnite** · 24-01-23, 10:43

Originally Posted by TommyH123

Exactly, role play, not interested, grand if you need to break the routine at home maybe but with an escort?, not a chance, I’m happy enough to just be in the room with one, that’s all spice I need

I remember one of your regulars was really into it...

I never tried either...I guess we are from a different generation...

**bananabox999** · 24-01-23, 11:14

I couldnt role play. Would just be laughing my head off.
Im here to erh service your pipes missus

**Rooney2808** · 24-01-23, 11:28

The idea of roleplay kind of appeals to me but I don't think I'd be able to pull it off!
Thinking about it even makes me feel awkward!!

**rockonallnite** · 24-01-23, 11:32

Originally Posted by Petros

I wonder how many guys actually believe the ladies when they say this?

I know Jeffers is one of them!!

**TommyH123** · 24-01-23, 11:41

Originally Posted by bananabox999

I couldnt role play. Would just be laughing my head off.
Im here to erh service your pipes missus

that's it, no way I'd be able to keep a straight face, I can't be serious at the best of times, I'm the type of clown who laughs at funerals

**francisca** · 24-01-23, 11:59

I had the same experience😊

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