For me it has to be a woman who was carrying a lot of excess weight (I like bigger girls sometimes).
I was talking about her weight/gym & she told me she had just after eating a CAKE!
I could of fallen to the ground in fits of laughter in hindsight!
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For me it has to be a woman who was carrying a lot of excess weight (I like bigger girls sometimes).
I was talking about her weight/gym & she told me she had just after eating a CAKE!
I could of fallen to the ground in fits of laughter in hindsight!
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Like a whole cake!?
robbie9 (23-01-23)
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Ohh you look so much like my ex boyfriend but I hope you fuck better than him
Last edited by Clubcard; 23-01-23 at 18:23. Reason: There was no way in hell this girl was going with a shrek lookalike
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“Sorry you’re too big” course I am love, course I am 🤣
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Beat me to it!!Originally Posted by TommyH123
your not really drunk if you can lie on th floor without holding on!! - dean martin
TommyH123 (23-01-23)
I thought I was the only one that was said to.
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Mmm, she really needed to define “cake”, like a mr Kipling or a wedding cake, you’d forgive the former because mr Kipling was an exceedingly mean bollox with the portions
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I take that comment as a compliment
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Despite the overwhelming evidence to the contrary 🤣
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I think she meant I was too tall, had to be that 😀
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