For me it has to be a woman who was carrying a lot of excess weight (I like bigger girls sometimes).
I was talking about her weight/gym & she told me she had just after eating a CAKE!
I could of fallen to the ground in fits of laughter in hindsight!
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For me it has to be a woman who was carrying a lot of excess weight (I like bigger girls sometimes).
I was talking about her weight/gym & she told me she had just after eating a CAKE!
I could of fallen to the ground in fits of laughter in hindsight!
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Like a whole cake!?
robbie9 (23-01-23)
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Ohh you look so much like my ex boyfriend but I hope you fuck better than him
Last edited by Clubcard; 23-01-23 at 18:23. Reason: There was no way in hell this girl was going with a shrek lookalike
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She didn't look like FIONA.??Originally Posted by Clubcard
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An escort once asked if she could pop a pimple on my back. I laughed and said "go for it" lol
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Jackback12 (23-01-23), robbie9 (23-01-23)
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Not good for you & also a strange request on escorts part
Nononsense111 (24-01-23)
I had the same experience😊
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Didn't really go into it!Like a whole cake!?
PhilPhilPhil (24-01-23)
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“Sorry you’re too big” course I am love, course I am 🤣
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Beat me to it!!
your not really drunk if you can lie on th floor without holding on!! - dean martin
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