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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgittee View Post
    Thank you love . I really needed that to hear
    Listen to this, Bridgittee it will make you feel better...


    TOUCH TOO MUCH!!

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    What do you mean? How am I fixed? Always, you Irish are asking me how I am fixed, but
    I am not broken.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ClientX View Post
    I have asked escorts to wear certain outfits including schoolgirl if they advertise uniforms as a favorite and have a photo of one in their gallery. Most have seemed happy to do so. I don't think I'm cringe or a deviant or heading towards pedo territory or anything else suggested. These are women in their mid to late twenties or older.
    I know the escorts aren't underage, but surely the purpose of cosplay is to act out a fantasy. Somehow I don't think most guys who ask for schooolgirl costume are imagining themselves with an 18 year old schoolgirl, and them as a classmate.
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    Quote Originally Posted by MidlifeCrisis View Post
    I know the escorts aren't underage, but surely the purpose of cosplay is to act out a fantasy. Somehow I don't think most guys who ask for schooolgirl costume are imagining themselves with an 18 year old schoolgirl, and them as a classmate.
    Yeah, not everyone that’s into that schoolgirl craic is as innocent as they claim to be, let’s call a spade a spade, it has an underage vibe

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    Quote Originally Posted by rockonallnite View Post
    Listen to this, Bridgittee it will make you feel better...


    TOUCH TOO MUCH!!

    I love acdc . Im so old school, maybe im just too old ))

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bridgittee View Post
    I love acdc . Im so old school, maybe im just too old ))

    Too old!!? Not going by your Escort profile babe
    Your gorgeous💘.
    just unfortunate for me you're in Dublin
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    It has to be my second ever visit,

    Candy Massage,

    I was raw and feeling nervous, not helped by the location

    after about five minutes into the appointment- she whispered- relax honey if I was going to kill you, you would be already dead
    A dangerous weakness of mine- "an attraction for fast women and slow horses"

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    Quote Originally Posted by JennyIrish View Post
    Yeah, I'm not great with roleplay, cant keep a straight face!!

    Irish Lyndsay is amazing at it, no joke she'd win an oscar
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    A certain Brazilian MLF who visits Derry once asked me what I did. I am semi-retired now and work as a private consultant, in a moment of honesty I told the lady what I used to do. She started to go all roleplay on me, but I didn't realise at the time. When I looked her very confused and said 'no I never said did that' and she realised that my former profession wasn't a roleplay she freaked out a little at this. I think things went down hill from then on. Needless to say, we mutually benefited from never seeing each other again lol. Sav before she left set out to find out what I used to do. This was a only a harmless game that we both enjoyed. She is a very intelligent lady and almost got. In the end I had to put her out of her miserly, now she didn't freak out lol. This is why I think roleplay is silly. I am content to just be an ordinary Joe 😁 and get on with having some fun it's a lot simpler.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ClientX View Post
    I have asked escorts to wear certain outfits including schoolgirl if they advertise uniforms as a favorite and have a photo of one in their gallery. Most have seemed happy to do so. I don't think I'm cringe or a deviant or heading towards pedo territory or anything else suggested. These are women in their mid to late twenties or older.
    I love a lady dressed in tasteful lingerie and stockings of her tasteful birthday suit. I think if she dressed as a school girl I would have to respectfully ask her to remove it. I would find this a major turn off and a bit disturbing to be honest. Each to their own, but this is not for me.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BillyGreenbush View Post
    Porn has changed so much since back in the day - I’m 48 and when I was growing up porno mags and the occasional video was enough to get all the lads excited. The porn was mostly just people fucking! Lesbian porn was about as exotic as it got, and maybe even anal . None of this choking , aggressive sex…. degrading and humiliating women . It’s not the real world and it’s fucking young guys up . Like apparently pubic hair is a big turn off for this generation nowadays because everyone in porn is waxed to within an inch of their life
    It’s all fucked up .
    I'm of your elk. I couldn't watch violent, abusive stuff either, it's a bit sick if you ask me. You are totally right about it f*****g with young guys heads. One attempt at that shit with a real women and she will kick guys like this in the balls and walk out the door.

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