Funniest Thing an Escort/client Has said to you

**ClientX** · 24-01-23, 19:06

I have asked escorts to wear certain outfits including schoolgirl if they advertise uniforms as a favorite and have a photo of one in their gallery. Most have seemed happy to do so. I don't think I'm cringe or a deviant or heading towards pedo territory or anything else suggested. These are women in their mid to late twenties or older.

**Clubcard** · 24-01-23, 19:15

Originally Posted by TommyH123

that's it, no way I'd be able to keep a straight face, I can't be serious at the best of times, I'm the type of clown who laughs at funerals

I snigger to myself when my phone is at 69%

**TommyH123** · 24-01-23, 19:20

Originally Posted by Clubcard

I snigger to myself when my phone is at 69%

Yeah ye big child, “The sex number” as my youngest calls it 😀

**TommyH123** · 24-01-23, 19:29

Originally Posted by JennyIrish

Yeah, I'm not great with roleplay, cant keep a straight face!!

Irish Lyndsay is amazing at it, no joke she'd win an oscar

Not the only thing she’d win awards for 😉

**Clubcard** · 24-01-23, 19:35

Originally Posted by TommyH123

Not the only thing she’d win awards for ��

Intrigued....... baking? Flower arrangements?

Calor gas House wife of the year material!!

**TommyH123** · 24-01-23, 19:39

Originally Posted by Clubcard

Intrigued....... baking? Flower arrangements?

Calor gas House wife of the year material!!

GFE of the year and I do recall a can of squirty cream featuring at one stage so I guess that would cover the baking award 👍
Shit at flower arranging so I’ve heard, I suppose no one’s perfect

**AmorInfinito8** · 24-01-23, 20:17

Originally Posted by ClientX

I have asked escorts to wear certain outfits including schoolgirl if they advertise uniforms as a favorite and have a photo of one in their gallery. Most have seemed happy to do so. I don't think I'm cringe or a deviant or heading towards pedo territory or anything else suggested. These are women in their mid to late twenties or older.

Whatever outfit is on offer is always a good thing!!
I wouldn't usually ask,I prefer the surprise.

But the weirdest thing I ever asked a girl to wear was her gym outfit LOL
(Not advertised)
She toured on her own and her English wasn't very good so we would text each other every day in her language, I think she got lonely for someone to talk to or maybe liked me, who knows!!

She would always text me around 10am after the gym and I just couldn't stop imagining her in her outfit,
so I asked would it be weird if she wore it?
She laughed and said no problem I'll put it in the wash and wear it tonight.
both of us laughed our heads off when we met and she wore it,
I think it was a bit too real to wear her normal clothes,
but it was nice seeing the real her and as I had expected she looked Amazing in it.

**TommyH123** · 24-01-23, 20:29

Originally Posted by BillyGreenbush

Porn has changed so much since back in the day - I’m 48 and when I was growing up porno mags and the occasional video was enough to get all the lads excited. The porn was mostly just people fucking! Lesbian porn was about as exotic as it got, and maybe even anal . None of this choking , aggressive sex…. degrading and humiliating women . It’s not the real world and it’s fucking young guys up . Like apparently pubic hair is a big turn off for this generation nowadays because everyone in porn is waxed to within an inch of their life
It’s all fucked up .

To be honest was never a huge fan of the natural look so that’s no bad thing.
A nice well maintained landing strip is sexy but an abandoned overgrown airport…not so much

**AmorInfinito8** · 24-01-23, 20:31

Originally Posted by BillyGreenbush

Porn has changed so much since back in the day - I’m 48 and when I was growing up porno mags and the occasional video was enough to get all the lads excited. The porn was mostly just people fucking! Lesbian porn was about as exotic as it got, and maybe even anal . None of this choking , aggressive sex…. degrading and humiliating women . It’s not the real world and it’s fucking young guys up . Like apparently pubic hair is a big turn off for this generation nowadays because everyone in porn is waxed to within an inch of their life
It’s all fucked up .

I agree with most of what you're saying but
you should consider clean shaven or waxed
the girls prefer It trust me, or read the below thread

https://www.escort-ireland.com/board...ng-and-Hygiene

**Bridgittee** · 24-01-23, 21:59

Originally Posted by Nononsense111

I don't think you're too much, you've given me an amazing time twice

Thank you love . I really needed that to hear

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