Too many to mention
When I was younger (before vthe lure of alcohol cioggs and women) I was quiet the avid sportsman.
Earliest sporting memory swas when i was about 12/13. playing as a right winger, I was dribling around 3 players in a game. My e3yes firmly on the ball at all times, which was a pity because if I\ looked up I would have seen tha blasted tree heading straight for me.
when I was 13 I decided to take up some martial arts so joined a club first day there I vwaked in front of the punching bag where I was met with an unmerciful kick in the bollox by a kickboxer practicing his stuff.
When I was fifteen I went up for a scissor kick and sliced through a opponents ear.
I was delighted with that (as usualy these things happen to me, nice to be on the other side for once)
And just like Alec I also broke some ones leg on the pitch and was still on the field at the end of the match