Rugby refs rarely wear black, you should have seen the headbutt though, it was a peach, just delivered to the wrong bloke, I met him a few years after and apologised, he said it was all water under the bridge, one of the things that differenciates rugby lads and footballers
fighting is just part of the game in rugby
I once broke a lads leg with a rather nasty tackle..............
....................which is not what you expect when palying pitch n'putt.
I landed a hole in one on a par three,
you mite say.wats so bad about that.the thing was the ball never bounced went from the tee straight into the cup,hit the bottom of the cup and bounced out.the head of the club i used snapped off and flew into the bushes.8 iron,havent had one since,its just a stick now.i walked up to the green and missed the putt,3 times.ended up with a bogey and no 8 iron.think il try table tennis
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Too many to mention
When I was younger (before vthe lure of alcohol cioggs and women) I was quiet the avid sportsman.
Earliest sporting memory swas when i was about 12/13. playing as a right winger, I was dribling around 3 players in a game. My e3yes firmly on the ball at all times, which was a pity because if I\ looked up I would have seen tha blasted tree heading straight for me.
when I was 13 I decided to take up some martial arts so joined a club first day there I vwaked in front of the punching bag where I was met with an unmerciful kick in the bollox by a kickboxer practicing his stuff.
When I was fifteen I went up for a scissor kick and sliced through a opponents ear.
I was delighted with that (as usualy these things happen to me, nice to be on the other side for once)
And just like Alec I also broke some ones leg on the pitch and was still on the field at the end of the match
Ber and Luther arent with us at present but i want to convey to the general commuinity that their worst sporting moment was being clueless about sprinting.
glad to pass it on,
Westside.
I was knocked out in a boxing match a couple of years ago. I mean knocked clean out tweet tweet sleep now etc.
Anyway, some bastard took a photo on their mobile phone of my face with its lolling, dribbling mouth and vacant rolled-up eyes, blew it up to the biggest size possible, printed it a million times and used it in a SU presidential election. Posters everywhere saying Vote for this guy! He floors the opposition! Or some shit like that.
And I didn't make a red fucking cent in royalties, either.
Any of them still around????
Reminded me of one thing.I remember when i first started ju jitsu,we were pairing up and this big elephant pairs up with me.Anyway we were shown the move and were practising elbow locks.I asked him where his elbow was.Seriously the guy was so fat i couldnt find his elbow.
had to throw him too,
Westside.