was in a brothel in Portugal when it got raided, but they wernt interested in the punters,they were checking the girls for visas or something like that. I didnt know that straight away so i was thinking i was gonna spend a nite in a Portugese prison!
McLoving, you are truly a cock, you probably haven't managed to get the balls together to even visit an escort never mind the inate ability to actually fuck her with your excuse for a dick. Fuck off
U want to seee the fucker cop on his motorbike at nighttime in Navan. Prick thinks he's John fucking Wayne. Arsehole.Originally Posted by thehighwayman
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I really have no need to see escorts with the amount off free puss your wifes giving out while your at work i got an extra 6 hours with her and all the other day, if you want you can suck me off and cut out the middle man. Touch on and get a sense of humour ye misserable bollix
And next time make your fictitous stories a bit more exciting.
Who the f**k do they think they are............E-I Community Moderators or something?U want to seee the fucker cop on his motorbike at nighttime in Navan. Prick thinks he's John fucking Wayne. Arsehole.
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dont knock him,hes the only tourist attraction in navanu want to seee the fucker cop on his motorbike at nighttime in navan. Prick thinks he's john fucking wayne. Arsehole.
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Are you telling porkies, Mc Lovin?Well i was in a magical castle before having paid for sex with the princess fiona when all of a sudden the sex police came bursting in screamin stop mclovin we have a warrent to search her pussy for that whipped cream, i tried to hide my hard on as it was clear evience of sex happining but was threatened with charges of carrying a conceled weapon. So we got back down to the station and the wonerfull lady? pictured below gave me the cavity search from hell she didnt stop till she hit the back of my teethFunny thing is i told the misses i was going the chipper and id be back soon but after been flown to guantanimo bay for 3 months questioning she figured my story didnt add up
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No i was held under the offences against the state of her act lolAre you telling porkies, Mc Lovin?
i think the user name gives this away jack ( as in short for jackanory )
some how i dont really see how the pigs are going to kick the door down just because you were paying for sex. and if shes the only girl working from that apartment then why were the pigs targeting just that apartment, when theres probably other places in the town with 2 or more girls in them!
also if they kicked the door in, you would had time to get up off the lady and go into the en-suite and pretend you were on the toilet or something and the lady could say you were her boyfriend and what the fuck did they kick the door in for, all in all jack somehow your story dosent add up!
as you have never said were this has happened, never mentioned the lady in question or you havnt mentioned whether the lady was carted off to the cop shop!
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where the fuck are the moderators? let's see some rules enforced. If I'm gonna get a bollocking for my posts, then this dude should get the same
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