Well i was in a magical castle before having paid for sex with the princess fiona when all of a sudden the sex police came bursting in screamin stop mclovin we have a warrent to search her pussy for that whipped cream, i tried to hide my hard on as it was clear evience of sex happining but was threatened with charges of carrying a conceled weapon. So we got back down to the station and the wonerfull lady? pictured below gave me the cavity search from hell she didnt stop till she hit the back of my teeth
Funny thing is i told the misses i was going the chipper and id be back soon but after been flown to guantanimo bay for 3 months questioning she figured my story didnt add up
I swear this really happened