Police visit

[jack78]

well the short version is, i got busted mid punt, door kicked in, me balls deep and nude, spent the next 6 hours at cop shop trying to convience them that i wasn't a pimp, went home.

[he who dares wins]

did you do a review yet!

[jack78]

funny enough didn't feel the need to review this one. Am i the only poor sod in ireland this has happened to? I new the cops were just trying to put the shits up me as they had nothing to suggest i was anything more than a punter but still, not a nice experience, especially when you just nipped out of work for a luncht time quickie and ended up not coming back til the next day!! lucky enough i'm the boss, ha ha

[thehighwayman]

It's hateful having anything to do with the filth. Even for minor driving offences they give you the third degree. The amount of questions they ask in a short space of time is unbelieveable. They would be a good in a quick fire quiz show. Alot of their questions are pointless. They just like to show what wankers they are and throw their weight around.

[jack78]

so what is the best approach is this does happen to someone, i just did as i would if pulled over for speding, i just told them everything they wanted to hear, how sorry i was, how embarassed i was, how i wouldn't everdo it again! i nearly choked though, all i wanted to do was say look fu?k off i haven't done anthing wrong, i just gave this woman some money and she agreed to let me fu?k her any which way i like so fu?k off and let me finish the job!!!!

[Forrest]

so what is the best approach is this does happen to someone, i just did as i would if pulled over for speding, i just told them everything they wanted to hear, how sorry i was, how embarassed i was, how i wouldn't everdo it again! i nearly choked though, all i wanted to do was say look fu?k off i haven't done anthing wrong, i just gave this woman some money and she agreed to let me fu?k her any which way i like so fu?k off and let me finish the job!!!!

Well you definitely don't tell them that you gave the lady money to have sex with you.

[jack78]

So back to my orrigional point, anyone else had any trouble from the filth?

[carlos marvado]

so what is the best approach is this does happen to someone, i just did as i would if pulled over for speding, i just told them everything they wanted to hear, how sorry i was, how embarassed i was, how i wouldn't everdo it again! i nearly choked though, all i wanted to do was say look fu?k off i haven't done anthing wrong, i just gave this woman some money and she agreed to let me fu?k her any which way i like so fu?k off and let me finish the job!!!!

Sounds like you did the right thing by answering their questions........would have done the same thing in your shoes.

Remember there is no law against having sex with another consenting adult, unless it's in a public place.....therefore ask them if you have broken any law/committed any offence, what section you are being questioned/detained under. They like to ask the questions but might not like answering them or being made accountable for their actions so much. If you are in the fortunate position of having nothing to loose ie. no wife/family and you're your own boss, ask them to deal with your lawyer.

Don't know why you promised the police never to have sex again..........this is'nt Saudi Arabia and from what you've told us, I did'nt get the impression that you were a priest.

[jack78]

thanks Carlos, words of wisdom at last, you know how they just have a way of making you feel guilty even if you have done nothing wrong so thanks fo the tips. PS i have much to loose so grovelling was my best option even if it made me choke

[espensen]

It's hateful having anything to do with the filth. Even for minor driving offences they give you the third degree. The amount of questions they ask in a short space of time is unbelieveable. They would be a good in a quick fire quiz show. Alot of their questions are pointless. They just like to show what wankers they are and throw their weight around.

U want to seee the fucker cop on his motorbike at nighttime in Navan. Prick thinks he's John fucking Wayne. Arsehole.