whats the oldest woman you ever french kissed i was around 20 at the time and me and my two mates went to a nite club in drogheda i was as pissed as a fart and started to get on well with this older women.we started french kissing and i kept trying to feel her fanny but she kept stoping me saying no not in here.so when we left the nite club me and the lady and the mates went to the ship shop i was all over this lady like a rash and my mates were laughing i thought huh they are jealous because i scored and they did't .well when we got to the ship shop and we went in the real bright lighs thats were i got the shock of my life she was as older than my mother i would have said she had gray hair which is unusual for ladies too go out like my so called mates were pissing there pants laughing at me i felt like fool so i made my excuses and left her there the demon alcohol got me that nite