Had a client ask me to wear a halloween costume tonight. I replied that I hadnt one. He didnt come see me then Guess I had to be a sheep in order for him to shag me. He was in the mood for the other "dolly" tonight.
Had a client ask me to wear a halloween costume tonight. I replied that I hadnt one. He didnt come see me then Guess I had to be a sheep in order for him to shag me. He was in the mood for the other "dolly" tonight.
Never confuse education with intelligence One helps you make a living; the other helps you make a life.
Halloween I guess has everything to do with sheep shagging... apparently. Well he was one of the jews with the curly q side burns and the white string shirt underneath the long black coat. I Imagine that some people actually dress up like him on halloween! Apparently, he wanted a sheep on Halloween, and he wouldn't have it any other way.
Sure, to each their own Some like a sheep pussy, who am I to tell them they shouldn't
Glad you prefer the Dolly puss tho. I think I'm going to have major Shag Fest when I finally get to Ireland! Am thinking Christmas. I think I'll bring lots of Lube for stocking stuffers for all my lovers.
What's a "wenk" ? I suspect you mean a "wank". Not a very American word I know.
I'd dress up in my birthday suit for you every day Dotty.
"I don't want to go to heaven. None of my friends are there."
Oscar Wilde
I hope some of the girls that iv seen dont answer this thread.
Sometimes id hav a quiet week,id think to myself.your just an everyday bloke really.
Then i read back my own reviews and i say"nah wd your an absolute fuckin nutjob,to be fair"
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