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    Just remembered,the first time i visited an escort in ireland i left my fucking watch on the side of her bath.id like it back.
    So escorts,you know you have a few things that dont belong to you,heres your chance to give them back.

    Punters,dont be shy.its your stuff.tell us wat you left behind and lets see if you can get it back.
    mam mammy mam mam mam mammy

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    happened to me, i left my watch behind when i left the room, as the lady was staying in an hotel i thought i cant go back for it, so as i was about to txt her and let her no i left it behind, she rang me and said your watch is here, i said i know thanks, i wont come back to the hotel and make it obvious, i will contact you tomorrow and meet somewere and i get it off you, so i met with this lady the next day and got my watch back!

    the rest is history!

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    Quote Originally Posted by he who dares wins View Post
    happened to me, i left my watch behind when i left the room, as the lady was staying in an hotel i thought i cant go back for it, so as i was about to txt her and let her no i left it behind, she rang me and said your watch is here, i said i know thanks, i wont come back to the hotel and make it obvious, i will contact you tomorrow and meet somewere and i get it off you, so i met with this lady the next day and got my watch back!

    the rest is history! :d:d:d
    thats lovely.i still dont know wat time it is
    mam mammy mam mam mam mammy

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    Quote Originally Posted by WD-40 View Post
    Just remembered,the first time i visited an escort in ireland i left my fucking watch on the side of her bath.id like it back.
    So escorts,you know you have a few things that dont belong to you,heres your chance to give them back.

    Punters,dont be shy.its your stuff.tell us wat you left behind and lets see if you can get it back.
    I left a glass and a half of sperm, but she can keep it, I don't want it back.

    Once a prick - always a prick.

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    i think most escorts would ring you if you forgot something it would be bad buisness for them if word got out that they didn't call you anytime i visit my favorite escort before i leave she always asks have you got everyting and other escorts have done the same in my experience

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Harry View Post
    i think most escorts would ring you if you forgot something it would be bad buisness for them if word got out that they didn't call you anytime i visit my favorite escort before i leave she always asks have you got everyting and other escorts have done the same in my experience
    I've left a few pairs of designer specs behind me. I always check before I leave now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fran Tick View Post
    I've left a few pairs of designer specs behind me. I always check before I leave now.
    i agree with you i do always check all the same but thankfully lost nothing i did however come out of the shower on one occasion and i felt that the escort that i was meeting at the time reacted strange my jacket was hanging up and she was reached over to wards the jacket when i entered the bed room she suddenly jumped away from where my jacket was she got a fright obviously i was gutted i passed no remarks and got dressed she looked guilty so that was my last visit there

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    I left my specs behind a few months ago was making my way up the hill when I heard the escort shouting behind me running with my specs in her hand! I gave her a kiss & a hug we waved adios few guys in front of me laughed one said 'Jesus your a lucky man' if only they knew!

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    I lost my virginity once, never got the same back but I got one back of a girl, felt guilty but she was more than happy to give it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Harry View Post
    i agree with you i do always check all the same but thankfully lost nothing i did however come out of the shower on one occasion and i felt that the escort that i was meeting at the time reacted strange my jacket was hanging up and she was reached over to wards the jacket when i entered the bed room she suddenly jumped away from where my jacket was she got a fright obviously i was gutted i passed no remarks and got dressed she looked guilty so that was my last visit there
    After forgetting a few pairs of specs, I decided to go for laser eye surgery. Haven't looked back since and no fear of me forgetting them. Mind you as soon as I come out of the shower I do put my watch on.

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