I'd choose a donkey, I reckon they'd fight to the end, and I'd make sure my trainer was a badger, a badger is King of the jungle
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I'd choose a donkey, I reckon they'd fight to the end, and I'd make sure my trainer was a badger, a badger is King of the jungle
any interest in this thread??
i wouldnt fight just one animal, as it would be unfair to the animal.. so i would fight a variety of them.. one being a rabid dog, like one of them doberman doggy woggys, and at the same time i would also be fighting a Python, Elephant (having just sounded a fog horn in the elephants ear), and possibly a Gorilla.. id do them all, what with my kung fu moves, id fucking obbliterate them
both suitable places.. i have a particular liking for the carpet.. especially if its in someone elses house.. oh yeah, i love being foul mouthed when i lose the run of myself and get my war face on.. id say stuff like "fuck off" and "bastard off" too.. im a right saucy bastard
I'd fight a Jack Russell terrier. I reckon they would be determined and dirty fighters .............