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    Default if I had to fight any animal.....

    I'd choose a donkey, I reckon they'd fight to the end, and I'd make sure my trainer was a badger, a badger is King of the jungle


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    Quote Originally Posted by blankmannn View Post
    I'd choose a donkey, I reckon they'd fight to the end, and I'd make sure my trainer was a badger, a badger is King of the jungle


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    i wouldnt fight just one animal, as it would be unfair to the animal.. so i would fight a variety of them.. one being a rabid dog, like one of them doberman doggy woggys, and at the same time i would also be fighting a Python, Elephant (having just sounded a fog horn in the elephants ear), and possibly a Gorilla.. id do them all, what with my kung fu moves, id fucking obbliterate them

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    Quote Originally Posted by ploy26p View Post
    i wouldnt fight just one animal, as it would be unfair to the animal.. so i would fight a variety of them.. one being a rabid dog, like one of them doberman doggy woggys, and at the same time i would also be fighting a Python, Elephant (having just sounded a fog horn in the elephants ear), and possibly a Gorilla.. id do them all, what with my kung fu moves, id fucking obbliterate them
    jesus. you know I went to the moon last summer......oh wait, did you fly me there?

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    Quote Originally Posted by blankmannn View Post
    jesus. you know I went to the moon last summer......oh wait, did you fly me there?
    no, i just built the motherfucker you flew in.. thats how i roll.. pardon me while i ejaculate in the waste paper bin at my desk

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    Quote Originally Posted by ploy26p View Post
    no, i just built the motherfucker you flew in.. thats how i roll.. pardon me while i ejaculate in the waste paper bin at my desk
    you should smacktalk the bin when you do it.


    "take that you dirty slag" etc etc


    always makes me feel good when I do it, although I tend to empty my 'sauerkraut' on the carpet or nearby wall

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    Quote Originally Posted by blankmannn View Post
    you should smacktalk the bin when you do it.


    "take that you dirty slag" etc etc


    always makes me feel good when I do it, although I tend to empty my 'sauerkraut' on the carpet or nearby wall
    both suitable places.. i have a particular liking for the carpet.. especially if its in someone elses house.. oh yeah, i love being foul mouthed when i lose the run of myself and get my war face on.. id say stuff like "fuck off" and "bastard off" too.. im a right saucy bastard

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    Quote Originally Posted by ploy26p View Post
    both suitable places.. i have a particular liking for the carpet.. especially if its in someone elses house.. oh yeah, i love being foul mouthed when i lose the run of myself and get my war face on.. id say stuff like "fuck off" and "bastard off" too.. im a right saucy bastard
    I would love to see a video of two taurettes suffers having hetrosexual sexy intercourse, doggystyle


    "fiddlesticks"

    "poppycock"

    "drat and tarnation"

    "gosh"

    oh the joy of it

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    Quote Originally Posted by blankmannn View Post
    I would love to see a video of two taurettes suffers having hetrosexual sexy intercourse, doggystyle


    "fiddlesticks"

    "poppycock"

    "drat and tarnation"

    "gosh"

    oh the joy of it
    sounds excellent.. if you get it, copy it and send it to PLOY26P Cork, County Ireland.. it will get me no problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ploy26p View Post
    sounds excellent.. if you get it, copy it and send it to PLOY26P Cork, County Ireland.. it will get me no problem.
    consider it done

    no house addresses in ireland officer

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    I'd fight a Jack Russell terrier. I reckon they would be determined and dirty fighters .............

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