the way it is
Originally Posted by tankslapper
most of them.. when they quote an hour they mean its the maximum time you can be there - if you finish before, tough luck.
you should buy one of those flesh light things to make you last longer.
(or next time have a wank before visiting her)
haha - some of your replies are genuinely funny and i half expected it would be kicked around a bit for the laugh, i'm laughing myself at what ye wrote...
but this was a genuine ripoff - i'd say the girl herself is normally much more professional but something was definately up with her last night. there was an awful lot of fucking about on the phone, putting me off, then telling me to call now and then putting me off for a few minutes again before i even called.
i think a lot of your big man talk here is just a load of bollox and ye wouldn't be half as tough in the flesh or in the same situation. i wouldnt get nasty because she was so nice and friendly. it disarmed me completely to be honest. i made it more than clear that i was seriously fuckin pissed off as i was leaving.
and to the guy who said "two sides to every story" and he'll be back again - explain why she was all over me as i was leaving in a huff and why she text me afterwards to say she "really liked" me and "come back soon". bollox to that shite - she needed the money fast - the time or place didn't suit her at the time and she totally ripped me off.
just cut my losses and move on now . . . fuck it
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and to the guy who sent me the private message about my name - its a term from the world of motorbikes dumbass - its nothing to do with the way people look - its when a sportsbike is out of control and the handlebars slap off the tank uncontrollably - you got a tankslapper
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the very same girl just text me now after reading the review and apologised for all the woes of last night.
she even offered to have me back tonight or tomorrow for free - which to be honest has totally left me speechless! i won't be going unfortunately as i can't, but i think the gesture itself speaks volumes about her sincerity.
and so that has made me decide that we all can just have a bad night and maybe it was a lack of communication. whatever it was its all good again now.
and if the escort herself reads this - thanks very much and all is forgotten.
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The escort is just trying to save her own skin. This is so silly.
She thought you were a push-over in the beginning and thought "hey, maybe if I ask him to go nicely he'll just go", and you DID. She was chancing her arm. And in a way she doesn't deserve the bad publicity and bad review because you just fucking left!
"lack of communication", what? You didn't even say to her straight, excuse me but no I paid for my hour now I'd prefer to stay for my hour or my money back.
You could have at least said no you weren't going to go until the time was up or threatened to complain, otherwise you were going of your own free will. Maybe if some big guy came in with a scowl on his face maybe I'd change my mind... but she just "asked you nicely" to leave and you left?
Last edited by nicegirlsarenice; 29-10-09 at 19:09.
no hang on - she has offered to have me back for free. i think that says a lot and its not just a case of saving her own skin. many escorts get bad reviews on here and they just get on with it. i am by no means a pushover - standing at over 6-foot in bare feet and with a shaved head and tattoos - i just got the distinct impression something was wrong. i should have kicked up a fuss and if i did i probably would have got satisfaction - but fuck it now.
haha i'd like to see you say that shit to my face. i'd break you in two for sport
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Hey tankslapper, you probably scared her! She is a lovely girl and her gesture proves that. And yes I will be back to see her and I cant wait!!
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Really? You can't even ask a transexual girl for your full money's worth of time and have to run to E-I crying about it. Maybe she was bad to ask you to leave, but you were even worse for accepting.
haha i'd like to see you say that shit to my face. i'd break you in two for sport
Just because she was persuasive at the time and pushed you into leaving without even quibbling about it... USUALLY in life when that happens if you're so easily manipulated then that's your tough and you have to face the consequences. But now you just run to E-I to cry about it and do bad reviews. I don't blame her, I blame you.
Last edited by nicegirlsarenice; 29-10-09 at 19:30.
i wasnt even trying.. bikers are too easy to insult.. even they know that.. especially if they stand over 6feet tall in their bare feet..
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