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Thread: Has drinking too much ever got you out of trouble?

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    Quote Originally Posted by blankmannn View Post
    cream eh?? man made
    yeah, they cream that comes out when you are happy and making strange noises and putting your war face on.. jungle juice for the masses..

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    Quote Originally Posted by ploy26p View Post
    yeah, they cream that comes out when you are happy and making strange noises and putting your war face on.. jungle juice for the masses..
    mickey batter

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    Quote Originally Posted by blankmannn View Post
    mickey batter
    correct.. sorry i have to log off now, ive been bullshitting some sort from limerick, on the interweb, telling her i love her and that, even though i have never set eyes on her.. now she wants me to call her, so she can have a root at her gearbox while i make the sweetest of love to myself.... its a hard life.. take it ham and cheesy!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by ploy26p View Post
    correct.. sorry i have to log off now, ive been bullshitting some sort from limerick, on the interweb, telling her i love her and that, even though i have never set eyes on her.. now she wants me to call her, so she can have a root at her gearbox while i make the sweetest of love to myself.... its a hard life.. take it ham and cheesy!!!
    phone sex is for losers

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    Quote Originally Posted by blankmannn View Post
    phone sex is for losers
    I tried phone sex once. It hurt me mickey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fran Tick View Post
    I tried phone sex once. It hurt me mickey.
    you just weren't use to it thats all it was

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dirty Harry View Post
    you just weren't use to it thats all it was
    Maybe I took the wrong approach.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fran Tick View Post
    Maybe I took the wrong approach.
    you arent meant to push the phone in your A hole. if you do that, chances are that it will hurt you, unless you use some form of lubrication, such as if you flob on it....

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    Quote Originally Posted by ploy26p View Post
    you arent meant to push the phone in your A hole. if you do that, chances are that it will hurt you, unless you use some form of lubrication, such as if you flob on it....
    what's a flob?

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    Quote Originally Posted by blankmannn View Post
    what's a flob?
    someone who uses the name of a super heroes nemesis ..................... not that i can think of anyone off hand..

    know what i mean ? ......................

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