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Thread: What's the weirdest wet dream you've ever had ?

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    Default What's the weirdest wet dream you've ever had ?

    I had a dream the other night that I was living back in my family home for some reason. There was a friend of mine who I had met through working in the hospital where I used to work staying with us.

    One morning when we were getting ready to go to work she kept calling me while I was having a shower, as we were running late.

    The more she called me the more turned on I became. I could even feel myself get hard through the dream and then I came.

    The most fucked up dream I've ever had lol 😂

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    Jimmy has 1 about Arlene Foster most nights.

    Now that is REALLY fucked up !
    Are we there yet ?

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    Good one Barney 😂😂

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    I once dreamt my girlfriend at the time was wearing a set of see-through lingerie that I'd seen advertised in passing a few days beforehand.
    She kept brushing her ass and tits up against my chest, face, and crotch, and then slipping further down a dark corridor as she signaled for me to follow.
    It was like one of the memory erasure scenes in Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind.

    It reached the point where I could feel myself on the very edge.
    So I spat just as I and came, and woke up to find I'd just spat into my girlfriend's face and shot my shot while she had been kissing my face in my sleep.

    Took a while to calm her down before I could even begin to explain myself.
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    She's a bit old but was quite the looker back in the day.
    "Remove prostitutes from human affairs, and you will unsettle everything because of lusts..."
    St Augustine

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnFulfilledScott View Post
    I once dreamt my girlfriend at the time was wearing a set of see-through lingerie that I'd seen advertised in passing a few days beforehand.
    She kept brushing her ass and tits up against my chest, face, and crotch, and then slipping further down a dark corridor as she signaled for me to follow.
    It was like one of the memory erasure scenes in Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind.

    It reached the point where I could feel myself on the very edge.
    So I spat just as I and came, and woke up to find I'd just spat into my girlfriend's face and shot my shot while she had been kissing my face in my sleep.

    Took a while to calm her down before I could even begin to explain myself.
    Dream aside , I love that you know Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind .
    I do what I want. I cannot do otherwise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stephanie View Post
    Dream aside , I love that you know Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind .

    It made a lot more sense before the mods edited it.
    Now it just sounds like I spit randomly when I orgasm.

    Asked them to delete the post but they won't.
    Some bizarre modding choices happening at the moment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnFulfilledScott View Post
    It made a lot more sense before the mods edited it.
    Now it just sounds like I spit randomly when I orgasm.

    Asked them to delete the post but they won't.
    Some bizarre modding choices happening at the moment.
    You're not allowed shoot your load around here ....

    I had a post edited earlier and for the life of me I had no idea what was taken out ? I just left it...
    Last edited by Rockerman; 31-12-22 at 17:44.

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    Quote Originally Posted by UnFulfilledScott View Post
    It made a lot more sense before the mods edited it.
    Now it just sounds like I spit randomly when I orgasm.

    Asked them to delete the post but they won't.
    Some bizarre modding choices happening at the moment.
    “ It reached the point where I could feel myself on the very edge.
    So I spat just as I ……….and came, “



    Oh … my imagination trying to decipher .. to Guess , .. but can’t lol !

    Shall remain a mystery so : What
    I do what I want. I cannot do otherwise.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Rockerman View Post
    You're not allowed shoot your load around here ....

    I had a post edited earlier and for the life of me I had no idea what was taken out ? I just left it...
    Not even in your dreams, apparently.

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