Just been thining, did anybody ever see that episode of American (brilliant) comedy show Friends, where Chandler and Ross were saying to each other that whenever a man tells a woman anything, but in this particular case it was about fantasties, and what fantasies the man wanted to act out with his girl in the bedroom, that they always go and tell everything to their other girl friends, and Ross says to Chandler "We should tell each other what our fantasies are, not have any secrets between us, we are mates." Chandler says "Ok, u go first".
Ross starts off (to cut to the chase), Ross told Chandler that he had a particular fantasy about Princess Lea (or something like that) from Star Wars that he wanted Rachel (his woman) to act out for him. Chandler told him that that sounded ok, and he proceeded to tell Ross about whenever he was in bed and when he was doing the job with a girl, his own mother popped into his head while he was 'on the job', and he said it was as if he was fucking his own mother, and thought it was disgusting. Ross told him that that WAS sick and disgusting, and told him to piss off and sit over the other side of the room ha ha.
Later Chandler's friend Joey says to Chandler, "By the way, i bumped into Ross today". Chandler froze as he knew that Ross told him, but Joey reasurred him "Hey don't worry, its ok. I do it all the time". Chandler says "U do? Really?" Joey says "Yeah sure! I ALWAYS think of YOUR MOTHER when i'm having sex!!!!"