Quote Originally Posted by ploy26p View Post
nice to see there are more than 2 people on here with a sense of humour.. good lad.. and please accept my humble apologies for your unfortunate vacuum episode when you were a child.. vacuums are meant for removing dirt, fluff and particles from floors. not giving yourself a suck job with the hose part.. though im sure it was great fun trying..
No fantasy about being sucked by a dyson. However when u were in ur early teens and living at home, the sound of the vacuum meant ur mum was busy and unlikely to burst into ur room while u were on the vinegar strokes!

The thing with the bats possibly needs more analysis.