Tender Proposal

[westcorklad]

Everytime i try to get some new business these days it seems i have to tender my services along with many others and more often than not it comes down to a pricve battle!

Anyway, now its time i turned this tender lark to my advantage....


Seeking tender proposals from Escorts who will qualify in the following categories.

Good looking (I've a preference for blondes, but not essential)
Age unimportant
A good level of english. (Irish / English and US escorts a bonus)
Porn star is a double bonus
Someone who is no holes barred, will kiss and let me finger / fist her / make her cum etc - - - - its amazing the number of excorts who say not this and not that..
Services which must be on offer, OWO, CIM, Facials, Fingering, Anal, DP with a dildo, Strap on (be a first for me!) GOlden showers..

Scenario

I walk in to ne greated by a sexy girl wearing something sexy, maybe jeans a nice top and some sexy underwear.. or not.
So I'm met with some fantastic kissing, touching feeling, we stumble to bedroom, and whip each others gear off.
I go down on her for ages, kising licking fingering and hopefully make u cum. Major bonus points if you are a squirter and shoot all over my face and in my mouth.
then you take control after you cum and spend ages sucking my dick, deep throath a must and tonguing my ass.
you need to then start to masturbate yourself, but then take it out and just rub your clit with it, trying to make you cum
then im on my back and you straddle me, slid a rubber on and ride up and down.
then you suddenly stop, jump off and take the condom off ,slide straight back down and piss all over my cock while it is inside your pussy heaven, i need loads of piss while im inside you so make sure you drink plenty before.
then you jump off and suck my dick dry
then doggy style i ride you from behind for a bit then go up your ass.
you need to let me go from your ass to your pussy and back and forward
then from your ass to your mouth before i blow my load in there and all over your face
any drips you must gather up with your fingers and put it back in your mouth to swallow
then you look at me and say that you want to sit on my face, so just do it, let me lick your pussy but dont warn me that you really need to piss, and let that flow all over my face and mouth.
then out comes the strap on and you fuck me doggy style before you get to your knees and beg me to piss on you with your mouth open and you rub it in all over your tits and pussy and maybe even swallow a bit

now what sexy girls out there will put their tender proposal in for this one.
Tenders will be scored on a number of factors, looks, reviews, pornstar status, filthyness and willingness to do it all and of course price

I imagine your PM box is full of replies to this request buddy.

[Lovinit]

U should try posting on bendunne.com.
Apparently it's 50% cheaper than dunnedeal!

[blankmannn]

U should try posting on bendunne.com.
Apparently it's 50% cheaper than dunnedeal!

or tenderme.ie

interesting to see that fat cunt dunne left that site after only 6 weeks,

[ploy26p]

Everytime i try to get some new business these days it seems i have to tender my services along with many others and more often than not it comes down to a pricve battle!

Anyway, now its time i turned this tender lark to my advantage....


Seeking tender proposals from Escorts who will qualify in the following categories.

Good looking (I've a preference for blondes, but not essential)
Age unimportant
A good level of english. (Irish / English and US escorts a bonus)
Porn star is a double bonus
Someone who is no holes barred, will kiss and let me finger / fist her / make her cum etc - - - - its amazing the number of excorts who say not this and not that..
Services which must be on offer, OWO, CIM, Facials, Fingering, Anal, DP with a dildo, Strap on (be a first for me!) GOlden showers..

Scenario

I walk in to ne greated by a sexy girl wearing something sexy, maybe jeans a nice top and some sexy underwear.. or not.
So I'm met with some fantastic kissing, touching feeling, we stumble to bedroom, and whip each others gear off.
I go down on her for ages, kising licking fingering and hopefully make u cum. Major bonus points if you are a squirter and shoot all over my face and in my mouth.
then you take control after you cum and spend ages sucking my dick, deep throath a must and tonguing my ass.
you need to then start to masturbate yourself, but then take it out and just rub your clit with it, trying to make you cum
then im on my back and you straddle me, slid a rubber on and ride up and down.
then you suddenly stop, jump off and take the condom off ,slide straight back down and piss all over my cock while it is inside your pussy heaven, i need loads of piss while im inside you so make sure you drink plenty before.
then you jump off and suck my dick dry
then doggy style i ride you from behind for a bit then go up your ass.
you need to let me go from your ass to your pussy and back and forward
then from your ass to your mouth before i blow my load in there and all over your face
any drips you must gather up with your fingers and put it back in your mouth to swallow
then you look at me and say that you want to sit on my face, so just do it, let me lick your pussy but dont warn me that you really need to piss, and let that flow all over my face and mouth.
then out comes the strap on and you fuck me doggy style before you get to your knees and beg me to piss on you with your mouth open and you rub it in all over your tits and pussy and maybe even swallow a bit

now what sexy girls out there will put their tender proposal in for this one.
Tenders will be scored on a number of factors, looks, reviews, pornstar status, filthyness and willingness to do it all and of course price

this has to be a wind up... great reading though.. seriously funny.. especially the "sexy girl wearing something sexy, maybe jeans a nice top and some sexy underwear.. or not"

jeans and a nice top ?, maybe a nice floral pattern on it, and nice pair of 5 O Dunnes .... yeah that always gets the blood rushing.. or not ha ha ...

[blankmannn]

this has to be a wind up... great reading though.. seriously funny.. especially the "sexy girl wearing something sexy, maybe jeans a nice top and some sexy underwear.. or not"

jeans and a nice top ?, maybe a nice floral pattern on it, and nice pair of 5 O Dunnes .... yeah that always gets the blood rushing.. or not ha ha ...

I wish I could get my thrills as easily as getting a woman in a pair of jeans, then again, there's a lot of things I wish for,

I wish that I will die in my sleep like my grandad, not screaming a shouting like the other people in his car.

[ploy26p]

I wish I could get my thrills as easily as getting a woman in a pair of jeans, then again, there's a lot of things I wish for,

I wish that I will die in my sleep like my grandad, not screaming a shouting like the other people in his car.

yes indeed.. god be with the days when a pair of Lee Jeans made my cock porridge pour forth, now i need to be throttled vigorously whilst being kicked in the town halls before i can bring myself to the point where i stamp on my tube of toothpaste.. simple pleasures indeed.. may your grandad rest in peace be the jaysus

[blankmannn]

yes indeed.. god be with the days when a pair of Lee Jeans made my cock porridge pour forth, now i need to be throttled vigorously whilst being kicked in the town halls before i can bring myself to the point where i stamp on my tube of toothpaste.. simple pleasures indeed.. may your grandad rest in peace be the jaysus

lucky you, I have to have a car battery hooked up to my genitals and be shocked repeatedly by someone in a Max Mosley mask before I can get a stir out of my 'crafty monster', needless to say it's not long before I have standing proud with a raging semi.

[ploy26p]

lucky you, I have to have a car battery hooked up to my genitals and be shocked repeatedly by someone in a Max Mosley mask before I can get a stir out of my 'crafty monster', needless to say it's not long before I have standing proud with a raging semi.

if you want to get a real thrill, try hooking yourself up to the mains, and stand in a pool of water, this will have your raging semi flying high and proud.. i have always wanted to "visit violence" upon Max Mosely, as he has bought the sport i love so much into disrepute, what with his "Nazi orgy" (taken from the wonderful & reputable News of the World), i should like to smack his gently in the face with a cricket bat, or suitable alternative, like maybe a cavity block, or failing that a earth moving excavator.

[Lovinit]

This reference will be lost on many of the beautiful foreign ladies who look at these pages and do not listen to Irish radio talk shows. I can assure them however it is an hilarious reference. I haven't stopped laughing since I read it.

[blankmannn]

if you want to get a real thrill, try hooking yourself up to the mains, and stand in a pool of water, this will have your raging semi flying high and proud.. i have always wanted to "visit violence" upon Max Mosely, as he has bought the sport i love so much into disrepute, what with his "Nazi orgy" (taken from the wonderful & reputable News of the World), i should like to smack his gently in the face with a cricket bat, or suitable alternative, like maybe a cavity block, or failing that a earth moving excavator.

I get the impression you're the kind of person that regularly overreacts, and who has a very loose grasp of the idea of scale.....

nonetheless, beautifully written prose.