best ride

**ploy26p** · 27-10-09, 16:38

best ride of all would have to be my nan (may she rest in peace)... my grandad told me a few stories about her, and she sounded like a right dirty bitch, and what with her deepthroat oral skills (after taking out her teeth) and huge veiny tits, she would make the perfect woman to get down and dirty with (allegedly).. not that i ever found her attractive or anything, she was a right ugly fucking cow, and a right moan too,

**bootyboy** · 27-10-09, 17:57

Lilly Allen or Georgie Thompson(Sky Sports News) or Jayne Secker (Sky news).............

**experienced punter** · 27-10-09, 18:22

I'd eat chips from her soiled knickers

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**he who dares wins** · 27-10-09, 18:29

Originally Posted by experienced punter

I'd eat chips from her soiled knickers

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would you like fish, with those chips mate!

**experienced punter** · 27-10-09, 18:32

Originally Posted by he who dares wins

would you like fish, with those chips mate!

2 battered sausages would do I'd wash it all down with a few pints of her bathwater

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**he who dares wins** · 27-10-09, 18:50

pmsl

you sick puppy!

**luther** · 27-10-09, 20:26

Originally Posted by ploy26p

best ride of all would have to be my nan (may she rest in peace)... my grandad told me a few stories about her, and she sounded like a right dirty bitch, and what with her deepthroat oral skills (after taking out her teeth) and huge veiny tits, she would make the perfect woman to get down and dirty with (allegedly).. not that i ever found her attractive or anything, she was a right ugly fucking cow, and a right moan too,

For that fine contribution..............numbnuts............

**ploy26p** · 28-10-09, 06:29

Originally Posted by luther

For that fine contribution..............numbnuts............

thanks for your constructive criticism... its greatly appreciated,and i value your opinion above all others.. indeed, having constructive criticism from a moderator on such a website has really been the highlight of my year.. well done to you, and i wish you nothing but good times... once again, thanks so much... you're the best!!!

**blankmannn** · 28-10-09, 09:24

Originally Posted by luther

For that fine contribution..............numbnuts............

luther, this is a thread about which one of these women you'd like to fuck, am I the only one who read ploy's comment and started pissing myself laughing? Dr. Blankmannn prescribes a copy of Viz and some time to reflect.

**ploy26p** · 28-10-09, 09:28

Originally Posted by blankmannn

luther, this is a thread about which one of these women you'd like to fuck, am I the only one who read ploy's comment and started pissing myself laughing? Dr. Blankmannn prescribes a copy of Viz and some time to reflect.

i always respected your comments blankmann, indeed you are "Peace Envoys" (chortle chortle)

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