Quote Originally Posted by ploy26p View Post
i had a customer who came into our office today, he asked if he could use our toilet.. the dirty fucking smelly bastard didnt even flush the toilet, let alone wash his hands.. i felt like grabbing him by the hair and drowing him in his own urine, then dragging him outside and reversing over his head in my shiny car.. then pouring petrol on him, and flicking lit matches at him while he screamed at me to stop.. as i didnt have any matches, i just gave him a dirty look and charged him over the odds for the services he came into the premises for.. then i had to go into said toilet and pebble dash it, which was surprisingly easy, possibly because i had consumed a couple of high protein shakes.. but, i washed my hands, and cleaned all of the brown stuff from the inside of the bowl.. thats manners that!
Some people would pay good money for that kind of abuse!!


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